The most horrible joke you can think of.

[Frosting]

Another tribal one:

Clearasil has just launched a new facial cleanser called the Haiti Earthquake. It promises to eliminate 200,000 black heads in just a day.


......I will never tell anyone this joke ever again

[Ad Bot]

[Cargøn]

Black people. Do I win?

You already won. Only one space in the hall of shame for you.

Another tribal one:

Clearasil has just launched a new facial cleanser called the Haiti Earthquake. It promises to eliminate 200,000 black heads in just a day.


......I will never tell anyone this joke ever again

Satan, stay out of my threads please.

[Mr. Blockhouse]

- How do you paint your room red?
- Throw baby into ceiling fan

- Why is there warm water involved in the birth?
- If the child is born dead, a free meat soup.

- How to fit ten babies into suitcase?
- Use a blender.
- How do they get out?
- A straw.

- How do you know that your baby is playing with a blender?
- See if there's bones.

- What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
- Pizza does not scream in furnace

[Ayxrion]

women rights
(only kidding, no offence to all girls!!)

[Cargøn]

Stolen jokes are stolen.

- How do you paint your room red?
- Throw baby into ceiling fan

- Why is there warm water involved in the birth?
- If the child is born dead, a free meat soup.

- How to fit ten babies into suitcase?
- Use a blender.
- How do they get out?
- A straw.

- How do you know that your baby is playing with a blender?
- See if there's bones.

- What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
- Pizza does not scream in furnace

Stolen jokes are stolen

[CreamTurk3y]

You already won.

May you please quote with what we won with?

[Cargøn]

May you please quote with what we won with?

Sure then.

[Frosting]

Satan, stay out of my threads please.

Was this joke too horrible for this thread even? If this really offended anyone, then I am extremely sorry.

[xxxxkill]

What did the velociraptor say to the stegosaurus
Nothing because they're dinosaurs they can't talk

[VincentTheGuy]

What did the velociraptor say to the stegosaurus
Nothing because they're dinosaurs they can't talk

Clever girrrll.

[.:FancyPants:.]

how do you get a bus to stop for you?


throw small children in front of it



today i decided to burn some calories


so i found a fat kid and set him on fire



what's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?


a frog in a blender

[TristanLuigi]

Here's my horrible joke:
2+2 = 4

[Cargøn]

Here's my horrible joke:
2+2 = 4

Joke:a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline: she was in a mood to tell jokes.

[steve5451]

What's sad about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in a cadillac?
A cadillac holds 5.

[Kaphonaits²]

So, a man is waiting outside while his wife/girlfriend/weirdo thing is giving birth to their child.

A doctor comes running out, "Your child can fly! Come see!"

So the man goes in and the doctor picks up his newborn baby, and lets go of him in mid air. The baby hits the ground with a sickening thud.

The man is disturbed and wants his child, but the doctor says "No! I'm serious!"

The doctor takes the baby to a nearby window, opens the window and throws the baby out by its leg. It smashes into a windshield and explodes in a shower of gore.

The man is about to beat the living stuff out of the doctor, when the doctor says, "Just kidding. It was a stillborn."