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Only if it's a shuper shlumber pawty!
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Author Topic: The most horrible joke you can think of.  (Read 3375 times)

[7:14:32 PM] ZIMBABWEAN AMBASSADOR RICK BANANA : lord
[7:14:32 PM] ZIMBABWEAN AMBASSADOR RICK BANANA : its not up
[7:14:39 PM] Lord Darkness: eugh
[7:14:42 PM] Lord Darkness: i'm playing it
[7:15:00 PM] ZIMBABWEAN AMBASSADOR RICK BANANA : turn off the homo-only filter

[7:07:37 PM] tremrist91: i do too
[7:07:40 PM] tremrist91: fuk u noob
[7:07:50 PM] Lord Darkness: :c
[7:07:55 PM] Lord Darkness: time to shoot heroin :c
[7:08:01 PM] Lord Darkness: because tremrist insulted me :CCCC

That seal has the moves he should go to a club.

whai dide the chikin kross ta plaiground?

b'case he want d to gat to ta other side!!!!!

#yolo #swag #whitepeopleactinglikeblackpeople #obama2012

how do you make a plumber cry?

kill his family.

This thread hates Jews and babies

what's the difference between North Korea and South Korea

North Korea's workers don't cost 50 minerals

-leaves thread briefly
-comes back
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WHAT HAVE I DONE

why wont little timmy go to bed?

because he's dead, remember? he got hit by a bus.


Why did the baby cross the road.

Vehicular manslaughter.

These are actually funny anti-jokes, not horrible jokes

Why does the dear say to everything that he gets asked?




I don't loving know, look it up yourself you lazy forgets.

knock knock!

Who's there?

your mom!!!

your mom who?

AAAAHAHAHA

Why does the dear say to everything that he gets asked?
deer god where the hell did you learn to spell

What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A child enthusiasts ass.

What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it

What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.