The most horrible joke you can think of.

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Title. Try and top the last post. If the next poster admits defeat or fails to come up with a worse joke, you win a spot over here in OP
HALL OF SHAME:
TheOwl

Whats the diffrence between boyscouts and jews?
Boyscouts get back from their camps

Talent74

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

VincentTheGuy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a sports car?

I don't have a sports car in my garage.

CreamTurk3y

That seal has the moves he should go to a club.

Pitbull

I had a baby once.

It needed salt.

Frosting

Clearasil has just launched a new facial cleanser called the Haiti Earthquake. It promises to eliminate 200,000 black heads in just a day.

Blockomanian

Got through to a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal, then they got all excited and asked if I could fly a
plane....

lolorz

Don't think this one was made yet:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture up.
I'm going to Hell.

I'll start:
What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
One is really fun to smash with a hammer and the other is filled with tasty red goo.

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[TheOwl]

I think hydralisk told me this

Whats the diffrence between boyscouts and jews?
Boyscouts get back from their camps

[Fireboy]

why did chiken cros road?!?!?!?

he didnt he di ed hal f way acros

[Blockomanian]

Why did little Timmy drop his icecream?

Hit by a bus.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

why was the old man snoring?

He was in a coma.

[BubbaGum]

my social life

[Mardalf]

Q: How do you get 100 baby's into a garbage can?
A: blender
Q: and do you know how to get them back out?
A: straw

[VincentTheGuy]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a sports car?

I don't have a sports car in my garage.

[John Freeman]

I dont know any bad ones so I will just say a random joke now.
This is a Haiku


I saw a rainbow on the day my Grandmother Died.


loving Lesbian *Ding*

[KadeBL_ID12958]

my social life

PFFFT
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why didn't say this instead
what's worse than brussel sprouts?

domestic violence.

[dkamm65]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

how do you keep kids off your lawn?

molest them.

[Night Fox]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

iirc they were already dead before they got incinerated

[kevin 51l]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOpU9YQoJlw

[Talent74]

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of its head.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an axe.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!