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Author Topic: The most horrible joke you can think of.  (Read 3359 times)

Got through to a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal, then they got all excited and asked if I could fly a
plane....

What is the difference between Twilight and The Dark Knight? You shoot yourself instead of someone shooting you.

Why did the black man smell?
Because he had a nose.


what's red and chewy
the inside of all of my meals


Don't think this one was made yet:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture up.
I'm going to Hell.


Don't think this one was made yet:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture up.
I'm going to Hell.
hahaha
HHAHAHA
AHHA
haha
ha.


you are aren't you..?

I dont know any bad ones so I will just say a random joke now.
This is a Haiku


I saw a rainbow on the day my Grandmother Died.


loving Lesbian *Ding*
My mom always said,
"Slow and steady wins the race".
She died in a fire.

Joke:a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline: she was in a mood to tell jokes.
That's why it's horrible
Its not a joke
Therefor the irony makes it a joke
that you didnt get

That seal has the moves he should go to a club.

ogm u copy mi jok form a month agoe

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sorry i know its too soon

If you are reading this in  days or more, sorry you have no idea what Im talking about.


i was just going to say that