Author Topic: We devise the grandest story ever. (Read 2036 times)

Shell · April 03, 2013, 05:05:55 PM

Try to see if your snake grows in space. If it does, try autofellatio.

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Nonnel · April 03, 2013, 05:30:50 PM

Take the spacesuit, you'll need it.

Gojira · April 04, 2013, 10:50:15 AM

What about the smiling one wtf

lilpappaknox · April 07, 2013, 11:05:33 PM

Take the spacesuit, you'll need it.

But the helmet is cracked, so it's useless.

Btw: HOW COULD YOU KILL BOB KERBAN YA BIG BASTARD!

Nonnel · April 07, 2013, 11:32:55 PM

But the helmet is cracked, so it's useless.

If I were in space, I'd rather have a cracked helmet than no helmet.
GET SOME TAPE AND FIX THE HELMET THEN WEAR IT YOU'LL NEED IT

Swampivorous · April 10, 2013, 11:41:16 AM

finds a metric forgetton of rabid skags.

Grassy · April 10, 2013, 02:35:47 PM

Sandwich in his pocket, go get.

Swampivorous · April 10, 2013, 03:58:29 PM

the metric forgettons of rabid skags proceed to maim him and his sandvich.