When i was about 3 i used to put on all my underwear outside my pants and run around my neighborhood yelling "Plug-in dupa!"
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Here's a story from my third birthday.
So, all my friends were over, probably eating cake and stuffing random child toys into their mouths. I went to the bathroom, as any reasonable person would do.
Five minutes later, I came out with my pants and underwear around my ankles, and screamed
"MOMMY, I NEED SOMEONE TO WIPE ME."