My oldest friend and I were apart for over a decade. When we were reunited, I told her that I didn't recognize her. It's been four years and she is yet to look at me. Now I get to watch her go to prom with a senior who harasses me every chance he gets!
Then there's that time that my cousin and I were driving a golf cart around without permission on a college campus during a major state-wide event. We nearly collided with a van. As it turns out, the driver of the van called 911 on us, and my aunt heard about it on the police radio. After we evaded a white police van by driving into the woods, returned the cart, and apologized to the chief of police (who was hitting on my aunt's best friend), we decided to play soccer. I kicked the ball and hit and elderly woman in a tent.
