Author Topic: Dumbest thing you've ever done.  (Read 7119 times)

my brother let the microwave on fire
he put a loaf of bread in without taking the twist tie off

The only time you should ever set a microwave for longer than 5 minutes is if you're loving defrosting rock-solid meat

my brother let the microwave on fire
he put a loaf of bread in without taking the twist tie off

LOL

I think I've told this story before, Anyways one day me and my brother were riding a bike. (I was sitting on the handle bars)
And we went by someones house who had a Pitbull out and didn't have a leash and it started chasing us. My brother ended up crashing the bike into a car
And I ended up blacking out for about 10 minutes. When I woke up the side of my head was scraped and bleeding out. Me and my brother ended up having to walk all the way home because we were to tired/hurt to ride the bike. Later that week I went to school and people made fun of me and called me Two Face like from Batman.
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Accidentally coated both hands in paint stripper and set them on fire trying to make a rocket ship.

My fridge has been like over-cooling stuff lately. So one day I get home and I'm really thirsty, and I find a gatorade bottle full of water but it's frozen. I basically took that stuff and slammed it on the kitchen counter and I didn't even crack the ice, yet I made a cuntload of noise and I tipped down a candle. It hurt my hand too.


http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=65254.msg1082422#msg1082422
Oh god why.
haha, i remember that, you really aren't as bad as you thought, some of those ended up getting made and most weren't bad ideas.


I got my hand stuck in a vacuum cleaner.

Worst mistake

Joining ROBLOX

When I was, like, five I got my finger stuck in the bottom of a recycling bin.

haha, i remember that, you really aren't as bad as you thought, some of those ended up getting made and most weren't bad ideas.
Come on my grammar was extremelly terrible back then

Shoved a penny into an electricity outlet.

I destroyed 3 old computers when I was 9.