the unit has acheived another year of (mostly) successful operation

[Decepticon]

WHAT'S SO WRONG IN FIXING A ROBOT

Yeah!
Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert
Were just fine tuning a Transformer for gods sake

do you have a license

because im also a decepticon!11!

[Ad Bot]

[Becquerel]

do you have a license

because im also a decepticon!11!

We dont fix your kind

[F3d323]

do you have a license

because im also a decepticon!11!

YEAH WE HAVE A LICENSE
AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO OUR SERVICES

[AtlasBlue]

Goddamit Google
I type in "Happy Birthday" and THIS is that I see... (a bit nsfw)

I'm going to get banned for this, aren't I?

[Becquerel]

oh my god thats trippy
this is the perfect image for a birthday car
all we need to do is replace those 2 dudes with male transformers in bikinis

[carolcat]

can you describe how you were built in detail pls

how would i remember how i was build
i wasn't conscious

also wtf that birthday picture

[SeventhSandwich]

yea i've actually been taking arthritis medicine for a while and as long as i'm on that, i don't get too much pain. after i showed the doctor my fingers though she immediately told me that she would refer me to a specialist to get it looked at.

Do you by any chance have very long, skeletal fingers? Also, are you tall at all or skinny?

[Sentry]

Happy Birthday!

[Cybertails1998]

happy birthday from moscow!