Author Topic: snip lol  (Read 3266 times)

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why do you need to piss after jacking off

op literally has social autism

how do you come to the conclusion of drinking your own piss

is the new jig in off topic to just make up weird stories about how people eat a placenta or something and get reactions from it
gg no re
10:16 PM - Maxx: i tried to loveually pleasure myself through the use of a jewel bag


this topic deserved to be bumped

Heres another piss story: A couple years ago I was stuck at my mother's office. I didn't know where the bathrooms were so I decided to piss in an old can of Dr. Pepper (I love DP). I leaned in do to so and literally CUT THE HEAD OF MY snake ON THE EDGE OF THE CAN MID-PISS. It wasn't a very big cut but it hurt like hell.
If this were in ycyl, I'd lose


zealot
more like
peelot
!!!!!!!

decapitate yourself and you wont feel the need to piss anymore.
Your bowels will loosen when you die, and you'll piss yourself when you die. So you're wrong on that part, too.

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why do you need to piss after jacking off
You clear all of the nut out of your urethra so you don't get any aftershock