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[Maxwell.]

You do realize that just like The Story of Maxx and the Purse, nobody is ever going to let you live this down, right?

idk having love with 1 bag is much more weirder than drinking something disgusting

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[John Freeman]

You do realize that just like The Story of Maxx and the Purse, nobody is ever going to let you live this down, right?

In all seriousness, you did say that the back windows didn't roll down. If the front windows were able to roll at all, surely you could have just climbed out the window and thrown the cup away.

wtf
Link please

[XR-7]

wtf
Link please

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=266426.msg7845813#msg7845813

[e-maxx]

. I hid it in a cupholder in the trunk of the car, suspecting she wouldn’t look there. My sister and grandmother returned to the vehicle, and soon we were driving. She began asking where her drink had gone, and I replied with a shrug, terrified. She spotted it in the backseat, and asked why it was there.

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these two sentences confuse me
why was there a cupholder in her trunk?
how did you get to the trunk?
how did it end up on the backseat?

[McZealot]

these two sentences confuse me
why was there a cupholder in her trunk?
how did you get to the trunk?
how did it end up on the backseat?

trunk is attached to the front of the car, there are space for seats to fold up back there. i guess the cupholders are for people who might sit back there.
it was just a few feet behind me. i was in the back of the car.
she started leaning out of her seat and reaching for it so i grabbed it.

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guys i'm not acting like this is the pinnacle of my intelligence. I didn't plan far into the future and didn't have much time to think.

[SeventhSandwich]

the need to urinate is 100% your brain telling you to go, and not your bladder, meaning you can turn that off.

I'm pretty sure that's complete horsestuff. Your bladder fills up and puts pressure on nerves in your pelvis, which is what makes you want to pee.

[McZealot]

this topic deserved to be bumped

Heres another piss story: A couple years ago I was stuck at my mother's office. I didn't know where the bathrooms were so I decided to piss in an old can of Dr. Pepper (I love DP). I leaned in do to so and literally CUT THE HEAD OF MY snake ON THE EDGE OF THE CAN MID-PISS. It wasn't a very big cut but it hurt like hell.

[ForgetLavender]

I'm pretty sure that's complete horsestuff. Your bladder fills up and puts pressure on nerves in your pelvis, which is what makes you want to pee.

This is so easily debunkable that I don't even need a source. (but still will)
Explain why the need to urinate starts becoming more when i.g you start up the shower or think about running water.

also

http://www.urologyteam.com/male-urology/overactive-bladder

So, conditions that affect brain function and spinal cord function often affect a person's ability to control urination.

http://www.vox.com/2014/9/23/6538083/pee-urine-bladder

Brucker says. "The desire to urinate comes mainly from stretch receptors in the bladder that send a signal to the brain when the bladder reaches a certain size, telling you that it's time to urinate."

[ßlöükfáce]

you should have let her drink it

[XR-7]

I'm pretty sure that's complete horsestuff. Your bladder fills up and puts pressure on nerves in your pelvis, which is what makes you want to pee.

 I can go as long as 24 hours without feeling the uncontrollable urge. The brain definitely has something to do with it.

[SeventhSandwich]

This is so easily debunkable that I don't even need a source. (but still will)
Explain why the need to urinate starts becoming more when i.g you start up the shower or think about running water

This is what your source has to say about urinary control:

When your bladder is full, nerves in your bladder signal the brain that it is full and you get the urge to go to the bathroom. Your brain sends signals through nerves in your spinal cord that tell the large bladder muscle called the detrusor (layered smooth muscle that surround the bladder) when to relax and when to contract.

[ForgetLavender]

This is what your source has to say about urinary control:

Did you not read further than what you just underlined?

When your bladder is full, nerves in your bladder signal the brain that it is full and you get the urge to go to the bathroom. Your brain sends signals through nerves in your spinal cord that tell the large bladder muscle called the detrusor (layered smooth muscle that surround the bladder) when to relax and when to contract.

edit:

are you actually trying to argue against me that it isnt in your mind when i gave a pretty valid point with how people usually have an urge to urinate after they i.g turn the shower on or when they see a toilet.

[pefu19]

lol 6 pts on reddit
youre nothing
ew

[SeventhSandwich]

are you actually trying to argue against me that it isnt in your mind when i gave a pretty valid point with how people usually have an urge to urinate after they i.g turn the shower on or when they see a toilet.

I don't get that urge, and almost every nerve signals to the brain. Are you going to argue that when you cut off your thumb, the pain is 'all in your head' because the nerve fibers at the base of your knuckle send signals to your brain?

[McZealot]

uh all feeling comes from the brain. the point is the nerves send signals to the brain when pressure is applied.

so your right. decapitate yourself and you wont feel the need to piss anymore.