is the new jig in off topic to just make up weird stories about how people eat a placenta or something and get reactions from itgg no re
(I love DP)
this topic deserved to be bumpedHeres another piss story: A couple years ago I was stuck at my mother's office. I didn't know where the bathrooms were so I decided to piss in an old can of Dr. Pepper (I love DP). I leaned in do to so and literally CUT THE HEAD OF MY snake ON THE EDGE OF THE CAN MID-PISS. It wasn't a very big cut but it hurt like hell.
decapitate yourself and you wont feel the need to piss anymore.
mfw mfwwhy do you need to piss after jacking off