a tear(as in a opening of the skin, not a crying tear) in my butt

[Sheepocalypse]

[Ad Bot]

[crunk²]

My star fish is bleeding!

I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

im surprised mcjob and oasis haven't gotten into an "i'm better than you" argument

[ABlockOfCheese]

i also had a zit on my wang about a month ago.  I keep it clean as a whistle so i guess it was just an anomaly.

[Oasis]

im surprised mcjob and oasis haven't gotten into an "i'm better than you" argument

Why would we do that?