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>playing arma 3 with friends, 4 at the airport terminal and one as zeus gamemaster
>hold out fairly well, allah be praised this airport will be ours
>hear distant rumbling, dot on horizon
>"what is that"
>tandem rotor chinook knockoff speeds past us and drops a big ass box on us
>"wtf"
>loving DUDES JUMP OUT OF THE BOX
>forget
>playing arma 2 oa escape chernarus around a year ago
>stuffs been kinda funky this whole go around, a helicopter landed near us and we took it which we didnt even know could happen
>take fire in helo, parachute out, entire team of 6 goes down but me
>smoke up the forest and clutch the game reviving teammates left and right, promptly book it the forget outta there
>oh stuff we're at northwest
>okay well there might be another helicopter or even a plane
>sneak into northern end and take cover in a shed
>a motherloving mi-24 hind decides to exist and forgets out stuff, cue clutch revive spree
>free aim rpg-7 at helo
>natural forgetin 20 hind is going down
>everyone is still in awe that we still havent lost
>no planes or helos left alive, and we tempt fate
>everyone loads up into a slow bus and play music over mic
>t-34 on the road aint about that life and forgets our stuff
>one person makes it and clutches AGAIN
>make our way to radio station and hack that stuff
>feeling like anonymous, we organize our escape boats to save us
>some cool ass armored suvs with bullet proof glass and miniguns on top
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MOTHERloving RUSSIAN FIGHTER JET
>GET THE forget IN THE ARMORED SUVS
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>LEAD SUV GETS forgetED, PLUME OF SMOKE AND FIRE
>JUMP THE forget OUT THE REMAINING MOVING VEHICLE
>SURVIVE BY ARMA MAGIC AND BOOK IT UP GREEN MOUNTAIN
>TEAMMATES SCRAMBLE, DRIVER OF REMAINING SUV TRYING TO EVADE
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BLOWS UP
>we get him up and continue on foot to evac
>bwaaaa
>"is it gone"
>"sure"
>keep on going guys lets hit up balota for a plane
>THERES TWO PLANES
>load up separately, parachute over rescue site and wait for extract
>arma 2 really isn't that bad
>arma 2 again, a few more months earlier than the last story
>playing dayz with friends cause im a basic ass bitch
>J has a gaz sedan he repaired himself, loaded full of our gear
>P dies and needs pickup and motherducking kamenka
>J plays on a toaster and nobody wants him driving, mofo is drifting thru buildings
>M doesn't want to drive
>fine ill do it
>speed thru elektro and cherno
>reach kamenka and see P's roadflare
>attempt to pull off the side of the road, instead slam into building at 50-60 kmh, destroying fragile russian sedan
>J is unconsious on the ground, M and P are running down the road from some zombies
>M is screaming about my grenade
>throwing that stuff, but arma is hard
>nade lands squarely between P and M, also killing freshspawn investigating the fire
>all by myself
>scoop up my team's loot and d/c out in some trees a kilometer out
>J didn't talk to me for a week
