Author Topic: cool stuff that's happened to you in the games of video  (Read 2472 times)


I was playing GTA V with a friend when it first came out and we were at the airport when an airplane ran over our car.
...We survived, the airplane didnt.

I was playing GTA V with a friend when it first came out and we were at the airport when an airplane ran over our car.
...We survived, the airplane didnt.
was the car ok

Midair 360 nosope with a rocket launcher on a ghost in halo valhalla

GATHER ROUND FOLKS
HERE'S THE STORIES OF LEGOBOSS' ZOMBIE ESCAPADES WITH THE GANG

Me and Squartle killed the skeleton once
what game is this do tell


I remember cwa. We used to play that game all day back when I had friends who didn't care about visual aspects.
Zooming in with the chopper while under heavy enemy fire, we blow a clearing in the forest and jump in while bullets and tracers and stuff are flying past us and stuff.
I look behind as we're taking off and I see a soldier with a long stick pointed right at us and a puff of smoke just above his head and I told everyone to jump but it was too late. The back rotor was knocked out and we crashed into a village occupied by enemy soldiers and they lit us up as we were heading into a two story building. All of a sudden the building collapses because a tank shot it.

Its heart pounding adrenalin experiences in cold war assault, I just want to keep living them but sadly the game is dead. Like the only people that play this game, out of everyone on this earth, is probably still me and legobosses's group.

> Just Cause 2 Multiplayer
> be Computerman
> server has around 175 people on
> talking with a friend and moderator, WackoRelyk
> talk to him about how long you and him could last if the server rebelled against you
> Wacko doesn't respond
> Red text appears
> "A bounty of $1000000 has been set on Computerman by WackoRelyk!"
> Oh stuff
> OH stuff
> Server begins to get uncontrollable, and hostile towards you
> The entire server is now in hot pursuit of you, most in aircraft
> Manage to evade most of them, make your last stand at the MHC
> Somehow manage to escape
> Wacko catches up and finally ends you with a sniper rifle
> Call the event "Computerman vs. The World" as a joke

Turning 13.

Real life is a real game... right?

> Playing Skyrim for 15th time
> Doing Thieves guild questline
> Exit The Bee and bard
> See that the Black briar mansion has completely disappeared
> walk over and fall through the map
> Finally get out only to find my horse in the sky box

No matter what I still love skyrim to death



Is that supposed to be from Kantai Collection or whatever its called?

> Playing STALKER: Call of Pripyat
> Be hunting
> Coming back from hunt with Flesh meat to cook and sell
> Walk through reeds, come across bandit standing in the water
> He hauls ass in the other direction, confused, not normal behavior for a bandit
> Shoot him in the head
> All of his inventory consisted of was a broken shotgun
> ???

Is that supposed to be from Kantai Collection or whatever its called?
Yes, it's Kongou.

This is based off most of what I could remember.

>Newbie to Skyrim, playing with Alternate Start mod because forget unskippable intros/openings.
>Get caught pickpocketing
>NPC tries to beat me to death with her bare hands
>Try to stab her with a dagger and do stuff damage while the npc has fists of steel
>One handed increased to 2 or something
>7 minutes of hit and run tactics with a weak as forget knife
>NPC finally dies, but not quite
>NPC falls to her knees, gets back up, and kills me with one punch since I had barely any HP
>Realize that the NPC was invincible because she's related to some random sidequest or something
>Rage

>be spessmen in ss13
>suddenly get an otherworldly mission to spread word of the elder god ZEUL
>alright
>finds the station clown and drags him back into a maintenence tunnel
>voice in my head booms and catches me off guard
>"I'M GOING TO CALL YOU CURLY. CURLY, TELL THE CLOWN MY WORD. GET HIM TO JOIN YOU ON YOUR GREAT CRUSADE."
>alright
>inscribes a rune from my own blood that brings the clown into our cult
>we shake hands and then decide to leave a locker on the rune while i go get some stuff to clean it up
>i wander around, occasionally praying to my new god and am lavished in his favor
>find some spesscleaner, returns to the rune
>detective is scanning the blood
>osht.jpg
>i hide behind a wall and put on a mask
>i run up and push him into the locker, lock it shut, and weld it, burning my unprotected eyes in the process
>meanwhile my god is lavishing me with praise and favor
>"THAT WAS VERY BRAVE. DO NOT KILL HIM. WE CAN USE HIM. LEAVE HIM HERE."
>i clean the rune and leave to go forget with the station's priest
>about an hour passes, Zeul and i completely forget about the detained detective
>security officer approaches me, asks me to come in for questioning
>zeul's voice booms in my head, "DO NOT GET DETAINED. DO NOT FAIL ME."
>sweats
>officer takes me into the brig, detective is there very malnourished
>he starts showing me pictures of this rune, asking me if i've ever been into maintenence, etc
>"uh no sir"
>zeul's voice booms in my head again
>"CURLY, YOU HAVE FAILED. YOU ARE OF NO USE TO OUR CRUSADE. END YOUR LIFE NOW."
>i pray to my god, begging for an alternative, but feel his favor leave me
>forget it
>i pull out my handgun i got from some random-ass scientist
>stick it in my mouth
>a security officer pushes me over and i drop the gun
>we all start fighting for it
>i get cornered by the detective and two guards
>detective starts demanding i admit my involvement with the cult
>i reach out for my god and he reassures me
>i proceed to twist my own neck in front of everyone, causing one of the guards to puke
>dead within seconds
>zeul tells the rest of the cult i've become ethereal and must be resurrected
>the cult spreads to about nine or so members
>emergency shuttle is called, zeul has gone silent, and the cult is unorganized
>i ascend into godhood and proceed to command the cult, preparing to summon the elder god Nar'sie
>order them to meet in the bar and begin the summoning, they get extremely close but security and the loving detective break in and start murdering cult members
>everyone is frantically yelling in these elder languages, the emergency shuttle abandons us all, people are screaming to get near the loving rune
>zeul is still gone, the cult is subdued and murdered, blood everywhere all over the bar
>i never get resurrected but godhood is cool too i guess
>ended up still somehow getting a cultist minor victory
>our god zeul went missing and never returned


TL;DR: i founded a dark religion, my main goal was to summon our dark lord to destroy the station, one of my gods told me to convert a clown, detective found out, i killed myself during interrogation, ascended to godhood when zeul abandoned us, he nicknamed me curly for whatever reason

this is actually not an uncommon round in space station 13 but whatever

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