Ok so I am awake now.
The procedure went well. Doctors didnt find anything serious.
Colonoscopy:My colon is normal. I do however have some significant inflammation and ulcers in my Terminal Ileium (part of the intestines connecting the large and small intestines). I also have hemorrhoids on the inside of my rectum.
Endoscopy:
My esophagus is normal. No real issues in the stomach or upper digestive tract. However they still arent sure whether or not I have H. Piilorii
They took biopsy samples from various areas inside my intestinal tract and stomach. Ill get results back in a few days. They said I might have Celiac, H. Pilorii or Chrohn's disease. I'd just need to take a pill every day and I'll be fine.
The doctors put me on dietary restrictions until my follow-up on the 19th. I cant have a lot of fiber or high milk products until then. I can eat meats, BBQ, and spaghetti n stuff but thats about it. No high fiber bread or cereal or milk or cheese or spicy stuff.
Are you having them at the same time? Get yourself medically spitroasted.
You wear payless shoes and crocs.
You'll be gay when you wake up.
Ive woken up and I still really like girls so no
why are you having this done
I have been having a lot of abdominal cramps, along with painful diarrhea, acid reflux, and very painful hemorrhoids. The doctors highly recommended a colonoscopy.
Awww, you're not gonna be awake for it?
You might be interested to know I had to spend the day before the procedure drinking a whole gallon of gatorlax in order to clear out my intestines. It was pretty hectic. My ass was niagara falls.