March 24th, 2009
Bethesda Studios consumed a record amount of coffee while up late working on the broken Fallout 3 downloadable content, "The Pitt", which was broken for Xbox 360 owners. The owner of "Drinks and Eats", Bethesda Studio's supplier of refreshments, including coffee, said that he "had never delivered so much coffee during one night" and "Bethesda has set new records for after-hours coffee consumption, I was truly amazed with their ability to gulp down caffeine in such large quantities."
"Drinks and Eats" expressed their concern the next morning. "Such consumption of massive amounts of caffeine can never be healthy, but in this case how could we even refuse to deliver 10 gallons of coffee at 4am?"
The Guy Who Drives the Delivery Truck is an avid Fallout player, "I too was at home waiting for The Pitt, only to find that it was totally [censored] up the [censored]. When I was called at 1AM that night for an emergency delivery, I was like 'hell no! I'm sleeping!' [Joe] (owner of Drinks and Eats") told me that it was for Bethesda, and after hearing that I realized that fixing The Pitt depended on Bethesda getting their caffeine a lot more than the programmers trying to debug the file. I had to deliver that coffee, no doubt about it man."
Paul is a programmer at Bethesda studios, "I don't think I have had so much coffee in one night, I had to go to the bathroom like...I don't even remember, but it was a lot"
News Flash: A cup of coffee has spilled on an electrical outlet hub, causing about 10 of the main computers to short circuit, and burst into flames. No one was hurt in the fire, except for the bosses poodle, which is at an animal hospital in Colorado.
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