Hour twelve-ish of the Conficker C outbreak:
The zombies run rampant through the smoking remains of downtown but here the barricades hold firm. it has been reported that now conficker has spread to toilets and sitting on any of them will give you herpes, this remains unconfirmed but as a precaution we have destroyed all of our toilet seats. We have also destroyed our pets and trees on the off-chance nature turns against us, always a prudent precaution. We remain well supplied with guns, food and water however our supply of quarters if dwindling, the reasons for quarters disappearing is as yet unknown but links to conficker are suspected.
