Computers- What gender are they?

[Lyrical G]

my computer is a female

reliable, fast and high quality (A.K.A BEAUTIFUL)

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[Lil Robot]

Their shemale.
They ***** alot if you make an error,
And they have a pink port to plug in.

[Regulith]

And yet im still losing hope for this forum.

You're not alone.

Until my computer shows anything particular to a certain gender, it's genderless.

[Azimuth]

Didn't I see a joke about this somewhere?  It certainly is familiar to me. I don't know what my computer is, other than handicapped, though.

[kakashi11]

Didn't I see a joke about this somewhere?  It certainly is familiar to me. I don't know what my computer is, other than handicapped, though.

Computers are girls
They have MOTHERdrives
they also got disk drives
"I'll insert my floppy into her disk drive

read little text

[Sandvich]

My laptop is a guy, very unreliable
He died too :<

If you count wii internet as a computer, then my wii is a female

[Olinaj]

Very expensive, therefor female.

[iBlock]

Very expensive, therefor female.

/agree

[LaCuckooRacha]

Not sure whether my macbook is a boy or girl, all I know it it wont let me eject the disk I inserted.  O_O  that sounded odd didn't it.

[Regulith]

Not sure whether my macbook is a boy or girl, all I know it it wont let me eject the disk I inserted.  O_O  that sounded odd didn't it.

Did you see that android in the lunch line? Nice ass on that one.

Yes, I would insert my floppy into her disk drive.

High fives!

*Slap*

[Jasa 12265]

I know computers from microsoft are male and macs are female.

[kakashi11]

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"I'll insert my floppy into her disk drive"(was in small text)

late much?

[Regulith]

late much?

Not at all

[numanuma132]

mines a guy, and he likes blue,since he (ALMOST) allways Shows the Blue Screen Of Death,like its happend 10 Times.4 of witch while playing BL. and the K key broke off. and it still works,and the K key is attached again.