darn kids keep on ringing my doorbell and running

[Hired gun]

This is what I've done: There were these little starfishs who rang our doorbell at 3:00 in the morning. Now we have a little "zen garden" that is full of bushes and trees that you can hide behind. I put those explosive garbanzo beans(spelling?)under our welcome mat and I hid in the bushes. When they came to ring our doorbell they were startled, so I shot them with my BB pistol and egged them. They never rang our doorbell ever again, and when I see them, they always have a little twinkle of fear in their eyes......

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[BobSevenSevens]

Don't worry, you spelled "garbanzo" right.

[Zenthos]

God this topic is on a spree for ridiculous stories.


GUESS WHAT I DID?

Absolutly nothing.

Norly, I took an airsoft grenade and rigged it to set off and fall out of a trap door I constructed just for this purpose, triggered by -
nvmd.

[onyx6]

Its called ding dong ditch everyone does it sadly... -_-

Thanks for teaching us about kiddie slang, we really didn't know

[Isjix]

Whenever the UPS guy comes, he rings my doorbell and runs off :C

[Fjeld]

Why don't you do what i did get a good quality air soft gun that is metal paint the tip black and pull it on them.

[Dapizzanator]

Isn't this the reason elaphant-strength
drug darts and guillotines were made?

[zaksar]

wait build a wall of dead bodies that will keep them away