Author Topic: Blockland Forums: How to survive the community  (Read 3806 times)

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Hello, if your reading this, you are probably new, or wishing to rant and rave on this topic, if your wishing to rant/rave, please leave now, as this is meant to be a helpful guide for newcomers. Although this topic is hightlighting custom content, it also features some helpful tips for first posting!

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Guide to First Posting
1. Look at my model.....
2. That stinks.....
3. Redemption.....

Guide to posting First Add-ons
4. Check my pack.....
5. Check my map.....
6. Check my Add-on in Progress.....


Look at my model

So, you made your first decent model, and your so super-proud of it, and by all means you should be, and people always say, "Don't post your first..." its not because it usually ends up just being among the thousands of "My first..." topics, which nobody really likes. Although nobody likes these topics, they could at least respect them, wait, what, respect them? Yes, that's the real reason they say don't post your first whatever, when you post your first, whatever, it always ends up getting flamed, usually so much, it never leaves the first page of the section you post it in. When I posted my first couple of good models, I got at least 17, yes, 17 pages of solid flaming! Now you don't want that do you? So when your going to post a picture of one of your best fancy-schmancy models, I recommend really thinking over everything, or maybe, sending a picture of it to someone in the community via the messaging system on the forums!
So, if you still want to post your first model, If your smarter then me, you've probably been modeling for at least a couple of months! If you haven't, fire handicapant suits are allways an option!

That stinks

OTOH! Your going to go for it, your first piece of flame, you must be thinking, "You call that a carrot? Yeah right, that's just my missile model, you dumb...." well, maybe not that, but something along the lines of it! So before you do this, carefully consider the fact that the person might be new to modeling, but if its someone like, Heedicalking, or GreenBH, one of the well known (But not nearly as well respected, with all due respect to the users), then, you won't be doing any harm. Heck, their some of the most well known modelers in all of the Blockland forums! Now from here on out, its pie in the sky, right? Well, actually, no, you can get flamed, for flaming, and that's one of the most common things! Now that's no fun, right? Nobody likes flame! Wait, breakthrough, nobody likes flame! Even well respected community members! So, if your going to flame, do it in a nice way, more like, criticism. Don't use words like, suck, crap, worst, terrible, die, fail, epicfail,  :cookieMonster:, because that just makes you look like a jerk! So, as I said before, Keep It Light!

Redemption

Oops, you slipped, now all of the community hates you! Well, what can you do? You've tried everything! You've tried nice, mean, sarcastic, vengeful, why doesn't anything work? Well, because the community now knows, your a fun little toy to play with! They just see you as a person to annoy, at this point, they may not even remember why they hate you, they just do! Not fair! I know, its not fair, but its easy to fix! Just be calm, cool, and collected, don't post flame, or lash out at other users, let your current topics die down a bit, basically, travel under the radar for awhile. Don't worry, it should only take a week before your slate is wiped clean, or close to it. The basic rule of thumb for regaining your status, is just don't let "noobs" get on your nerves!

Check my pack

So, you've scripted, modeled, drawn, and maybe even recorded some sounds bytes, now that your pack is done, your ready to release it! Its perfect and wonderful, and it almost seems worth it that you endured that 30 solid pages of flame. Wait, WHAT? Many users have made this mistake, including myself,
you post your idea for a pack in some category, and you get flamed and criticised for every little tiny detail, and even after you fix it, you still get flamed! Flamed, copied, banned from servers? You offer something, and the community hates you for it, and then asks for more? It doesn't make sense to me! If your going to make a pack of add-ons, keep it private, until its done! It works out MUCH better!

Check my map

If your going to show off a map before you finish it, if your actually willing to do this, you will probably only get helpful tips! But when you do this, have pictures, a description, and all the good things any other complete add-on would have! The nice thing about maps is, its very hard to criticise! Would it make sense if you said "Its not flatshaded there!" no! So posting incomplete maps, unlike add-ons, has a fire damage probability rating of maybe, a 10% chance!

Check my Add-on in Progress

This is reputation Self Delete! If you do this, its like dousing C4 in gasoline, and handing a pyromaniac a match! Doing this, there is no way, you won't be flamed, no way at all! like posting incomplete add-on packs, this is a bad thing to do! And thats all there is to it, just don't do it!

Credits

I give much of my credit from this topic, to the following users:

Chrono

TheGhostOfBetaTapes

Proog

Heedicalking

Pi

Freeze

From all of the flame these users gave me, they deserve full credit for this!

2/21/10

« Last Edit: February 21, 2010, 10:34:32 PM by Balshakaan »

The forums aren't just about add-ons and models.


Check my pack

So, you've scripted, modeled, drawn, and maybe even recorded some sounds bytes, now that your pack is done, your ready to release it! Its perfect and wonderful, and it almost seems worth it that you endured that 30 solid pages of flame. Wait, WHAT? Many users have made this mistake, including myself,
you post your idea for a pack in some category, and you get flamed and critizied for every little tiny detail, and even after you fix it, you still get flamed! Flamed, copied, banned from servers? You offer something, and the community hates you for it, and then asks for more? It doesn't make sense to me! If your going to make a pack of add-ons, keep it private, until its done! It works out MUCH better!
Spell pack :cookieMonster:

Except your models weren't good and you refused to fix them because you're stubborn

All I see here is a rant about how you were "mercilessly attacked for doing nothing wrong"

ITT: OP tries to look like a mentor for newbies but is mentoring himself in not being a newb which is sort of a time paradox.

Step 1: Don't act like an idiot
Step 2: Follow step 1

Mines better.

Edit: Redemption is wrong. Say Mew and trainman1 came back, Everyone would still remember lol
« Last Edit: February 21, 2010, 10:35:18 PM by Sandvich »

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Heres what I saw:
[size=30pFIORUMS 101!!![/size]
TABLE OF CONTINENTS
AFRICA
RUSSIA
POPELAND


WEN U MAEK CIRCLE IN BELNDER IT R EPIK AN U NO IT







HEED SUKS!!!!



WTF N00B HATE ME I WRIST




PACK OF SHAPES REKLES TEY R CUL

WTF M8 Self Delete NO


CATS FRATS
HEDKAL
PEE
GOAST
PRUNE JUICE
CHRONO
FREZ
THESE ARE NOOBER FLOOBERS, CATNIP


DECK 12 2010 IS TEH END!!!








CATS FRATS
HEDKAL
PEE
GOAST
PRUNE JUICE
CHRONO
FREZ
THESE ARE NOOBER FLOOBERS, CATNIP

Is my name the only one spelled right on that list?

too bad its a list of noobs..


This is what I saw



DIS CONENTS IS HUR
1
2342
43JDJE
BURGER

I WIN FAIL MY SAUSAGE





HAO DO I SPELL MEULN?

;DESE ARE MY LUVING FAYNS
CHRONO
HEDBACDER
NOODLE
VIDEOMAN
CRANBERRYPIE

2/4/3/4/2/4/34/2/423/4/2//32/43/4/3/



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Thanks, you've just proven yourself stupid by telling us your view of the OP.

You're in a good mood.
I usually am when I'm feeling sick.

-snip-

Why is it that when people TRY to spell my name wrong, they do it right, but ingame, when people TRY to spell it RIGHT, they get it horribly wrong?