Author Topic: What if 2012 was a scam?  (Read 8514 times)

The planet has a better chance of ending on any other regular day rather then a certain date.

2012 is a scam.

Act like it's the end of the world so you can have love with anyone. Then when you wake up on december 22 2012 you will be like

forget
"The world’s going to end unless we have love right now!"
"Do we have time to get to a motel, or do we need to do it right here?"

I doubt it's a scam per say, but I can believe that nothing out of the ordinary will happen in 2012. Doesn't mean I'll go out to party the night before just for an excuse for some fun and social living.

lance we gotta have the biggest loving party ever the night of December 20th that year.
everyone will get laid

I bet the world does end on that day.
Because everyone's thinking it'll be their last day on Earth, so they do an insane amount of stupid things.
The world won't really end, but humanity will go insane.

Worry about the edit, and I kill you.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2010, 11:00:05 PM by Skip »


lance we gotta have the biggest loving party ever the night of December 20th that year.
everyone will get laid
Well as long as there are no fat chicks, I'm all in! lol

Well as long as there are no fat chicks, I'm all in! lol

Me too.

Well as long as there are no fat chicks, I'm all in! lol

there will be booze. and hookers. and salvia. and techno. and that will all groove ironicly with a sarcastic bible reading. then we will await the aliens outside around the bonfire.

I cannot wait to laugh at the movie 2012, and the people who beleived that we would all die, in 2013.

NO CLOTHES EXCEPT FOR THE CHUBBY ONES

there will be booze. and hookers. and salvia. and techno. and that will all groove ironicly with a sarcastic bible reading. then we will await the aliens outside around the bonfire.
lol what passage are we going to read? My pick is Ezekiel 25:17 "The path of the Righteous Man" as read by Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction. :D

lol what passage are we going to read? My pick is Ezekiel 25:17 "The path of the Righteous Man" as read by Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction. :D
Pew pew pew

Ezekiel 23:20-21 - "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."

Ezekiel 23:20-21 - "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
Damn, I think I skipped that part. *goes back to check on the steamy romance novel hidden in the Jesus book*