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A guy Ive known since 4th grade, got jailed for possesion of Weed. The only reason he got causght: He told EVERYONE he had some. what a dumbass

Due to my agonizingly boring Japanese class, asking "what time is it?" is not uncommon.  Typically our teacher doesn't have enough time to listen in our conversations because she's too busy checking her damn e-mail, but one time she was listening in on a friend of mine.  Some random person asked "what time is it?" and he answered "10:45".  Our Japanese teacher abruptly got mad and told my friend, in her broken english, "no estimating in my class!".  It was hilarious and to this day we are not allowed to estimate in Japanese class.  It's often brought up along with all of her other crazy made-up rules, but now we (usually) merely get a scornful glance.

I visited public school once.

Interesting things happen in there.


One time our class started pretending to move our mouths, but not talk, so the teacher actually thought she was going deaf for a while


You shouldn't know what weed smells like.
My brother smoked it in his room once, I asked my mom what smelled bad and she just starting tearing open his drawers.  I asked her what and I think she was crying, but she said it's marijuana.

My brother smoked it in his room once, I asked my mom what smelled bad and she just starting tearing open his drawers.  I asked her what and I think she was crying, but she said it's marijuana.
I heard the best way to cover marijuana smell is to rip out some hair and burn it. Right there.

This is from a friend, of course.

I heard the best way to cover marijuana smell is to rip out some hair and burn it. Right there.

This is from a friend, of course.
xD

We got to sit through an assembly yesterday about the dangers of the internet and privacy and loveting.  Guys, you need to use passwords with totally random, including illegal, characters and change your facebook username to your screen name so people don't know it's you.  The only thing I actually learned from that is a few sites you can use to stalk people.

We were supposed to put our chairs up on the tables in Civics today at the end of class so that the janitor could clean (I have Civics 4th period). After putting my chair on the table I turned around and saw this.



That guy, is loving awesome whoever did that.

One day my teacher was lecturing us, and this little Philipenes girl who just came to America like 3 years ago just yelled out stuff. My techer was like go out in the hall, she came back in crying. (She is a little straight a kid who never does anything wrong so she was so pissed)

A guy Ive known since 4th grade, got jailed for possesion of Weed. The only reason he got causght: He told EVERYONE he had some. what a dumbass
Teacher must of had a baton in their inventory :D.

Tom

In our geography classroom, which is also used for history. There is a poster in it the says:
THIS
IS
SPARTA

'nuff said


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Similar story. Some friends of mine always put all the text books on this one girl's desk, and I guess they decided that was lame, so my best friend put a DESK on her desk.

Anyone had times where a teacher says something that could be turned into, That's what she said, or something and everyone starts laughing?