"YOU SELL WHAT?????"
"Mrs. Soandso, Matt just said the word f-" "cigarette? Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL..."
(In health class) "So wait, we aren't supposed to smoke? Where did you hear this? Are you sure?"
"Is there a reason why the fattest PE teacher is the one teaching health? Isn't that kind of, eh, I forgot the word, uh, yeah".
(from a teacher to a poor English student) "Robert, it's just that, you aren't very, uh, good, uh, at, you know, like, putting words, um, together, in like, sentences, you know?"