The classroom, at its finest.

[Darkhawk]

Once in my geometry class  arrive in the lab and sign into my account, after logging in I notice something diffrent about the order of the keys. Sure enough someone ended re-arranging the keyboard to say bitch and other words. I got to spend the rest of the class period putting the keys back in place using a room key.

Fun, but why did you have to put them back? That took me like 20 minutes!
One time in math, there is this one Student Jordan, he is really smart, but he acts dumb on purpose because it is fun to piss teachers off be being dumb, so she asked him how to find the Circumference of a circle using on the radius, and he keeps getting it wrong on purpose to piss her off, so we started messing around, me and this kid starting throwing a paper airplane across the classroom, one time it spikes, hits the ceiling, then lands in her hair, she had it in a twirl ball thingy, and she didnt even notice, so i get up like im gonna go get a tissue, walk behind her, pull it out, then proceed to throw it back to the kid, she never knew. :3

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[Zaem]

One time my cat followed me to school.

My school's perfect attendance award was once given to a dog that would do that.

[Skyler97]

My school's perfect attendance award was once given to a dog that would do that.

lol

[Retz]

Kids smell like weed at my school D:
And I'm only 13, in eighth grade DD:

[Illidan]

i have some pretty cool moments at school, but nothing amazing

a lot of the time it's in my AP European History class, where my teacher and us all have the most random discussions, varying from the Total War series to Pee Wee Herman jerkin off in a theatre.

he told my class about how his research collection is nowhere near as big as the collection of one of Riddler's henchmen.

he also showed us bill and ted's excellent adventure, and related it to dr who.

[Zaem]

Last year, during the last performance of the Winter musical, the senior stage manager spent the entire duration of the musical trying to get himself to lactate. According to all the stagehands who were present, he succeeded.

[Darkhawk]

Last year, during the last performance of the Winter musical, the senior stage manager spent the entire duration of the muscial trying to get himself to lactate. According to all the stagehands who were present, he succeeded.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[ryu hayabusa]

In Eighth grade, my math teacher erased the board using her hand and when she pushed her hair back, she had a big black streak on her face. No one told her.


Another time, my 7th grade math teacher came to school dressed in an M&M costume

[Dodger]

This one girl in my history class asked if Italians speak French.

[Makingblah]

'Where's Oliver?'
'dead'

[TalesOfBlockland56]

So, some kids in my Spanish class kept calling me an oddball, so I said "Why not even, Steven?" They lol'd. One of them kept calling me "Donkey Kong" in inspiration to my chosen Spanish name Don Quijote. I called him Diddy Kong under my breath >;)

[Nymethus]

Kids smell like weed at my school D:
And I'm only 13, in eighth grade DD:

You shouldn't know what weed smells like.

[Duckmeister]

"YOU SELL WHAT?????"

"Mrs. Soandso, Matt just said the word f-" "cigarette? Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL..."

(In health class) "So wait, we aren't supposed to smoke? Where did you hear this?  Are you sure?"

"Is there a reason why the fattest PE teacher is the one teaching health?  Isn't that kind of, eh, I forgot the word, uh, yeah".

(from a teacher to a poor English student) "Robert, it's just that, you aren't very, uh, good, uh, at, you know, like, putting words, um, together, in like, sentences, you know?"