Once I get past the initial overwhelming feeling, I have to ask myself that if this entire outfit was consciously put together, was snake shaped fishnet hole intentional? I want to say “No, nobody would do that,” but if I were to go ahead and pick someone who might…..
With an outfit that would make Carrot Top blush at the magnitude of useless trinkets, you would figure he would finish it off with the proper footwear….plain white kicks? C’mon buddy, get out of the minor leagues will ya.
Ninja(n. pl.) – a covert agent or mercenary specializing in unorthodox arts of war such as assassinations and sabotage. See if you can spot the world’s worst Ninja.
I would never wish for people to lose their jobs, but I would absolutely love to see Ford have to shut down just to somehow make this guy look even dumber. Of course, maybe I’m just bitter because I have Pontiac across my chest, who knows.
Hey Mr. Outdoorsman, if you insist on dressing like the West Virginia Mountaineer mascot, then I’m going to insist on making you hunt and trap for all your food instead of enjoying the convenience of Walmart.
If you act naughty around this guy he will arrest you. You may not go to prison, but I have a feeling that what happens to you will be eerily similar to things that go down in prison.
This disturbs me on a level so deep, I had no idea it even existed.
Americans wear weird stuff.
Hey there sorcerer, how ’bout you reach into that fanny pack that you can’t even wear correctly and pull out some invisibility potion so we don’t have to stare in the face of virginity.
Monk!
