I remember a chat I had with Flatirons, it went EXACTLY like this:
Me: Hello good sir, how are you doing today?
Flatirons: forget YOU mondayforget FACE BITCH friend
Me: Why would say such a mean thing to me? I just want to be friends.
Flatirons: I AM CRYIN IN RL AND I HATE MY MOM SHE DOESNT LET ME EAT COOKAYZ
Me: Oh my I am so sorry, that sounds horrible.
Flatirons: I HATE BADSPOT AND BLACK PEPLE
Me: Oh dear.
That is exactly how it happened.