BlockReality - Under revision, try to find the new topic if it's ready.

[Niblic]

-BlockReality-

Sorry, but BlockReality is currently under revision
It is going to be restarted and made better, with better wording and stuff like that.

Requillabus
>Start "BlockReality"
>Steve Baker combined with >John
>Examine Computer
>Wonder why 2 walls are missing
>Go to mspaintadventures.com
>What is this? Homestuck?
>Go on BrotherChat and say:"What is this I don't even-" Then realize your computer is stuff.
>Write a mildly disturbing death threat to your father
>Go outside to receive your $1,000 DOLLAR CHEQUE
>Fiddle with Stargate controls
>J' Hon Read father's notes
>John Create Clone
>Megaguy: Bump thread
>Connection: Connect to...
>TacticGamer:Select name depending on all the votes submited
> John: Wait for LOADING BAR  to fill while cleaning up KRYPTONITE.  Then exit the room and retrieve the $1,000,000 CASH PRIZE.
>Take that green thingy and break the door
>sv_cheats 1
Intermendment
May 27, 2010: Revision started

April 1, 2010: April Fools!

March 31, 2010: Contentiodocket Menu introduced.

March 27, 2010: Jane introduced.

March 20, 2010: Connected to SHIP283

March 13, 2010: Transmission received!

March 06, 2010: J' Hon introduced.

March 03, 2010: Cotisalogst introduced, Temporary easter-egg added.

March 01, 2010: Futuristic Living Room introduced!

February 28, 2010: BotherChat has been opened, New Suggestimand!

February 27, 2010: Opera has been opened.

February 27, 2010: The Internet has been introduced.

February 27, 2010: Adventure started, fixed topic.

>Start "BlockReality"

Its a normal day in your really boring life.
Your shockingly abusive cruel parents  took 14 and a half years to figure out a name for you. Apparently, today is that lucky day, so what shall this fellow's name be?

[Ad Bot]

[Ector]

Steve Barker.

[Megaguy]

Steve Barker.

[chesse20]

bob generic

[Muzzles56]

Rolf Harris

[Ryuu]

Looks neat.

[Skateaton]

SkateXD, cuz that name is ossim

[Muzzles56]

SkateXD, cuz that name is ossim

Please tell me you are being sarcastic

[Ryuu]

SkateXD, cuz that name is ossim

I knew you were handicapped.

[Skateaton]

Please tell me you are being sarcastic

yes, I am. Duh.


For real now: name him John

[Toasty_Enginner]

>Name John

[Niblic]

>Steve Baker combined with >John

...Someone is knocking on your door...

...Is it?...

John Baker has leveled up to: 1!
Skills: None
Strength: 32%
Speed: 10%
Intelligence: 42%
Oh and uhh, your laptop is making a noise of some sort.

Note: Download txt file to see the short but crispy note.

[chesse20]

>[john baker]* hits it with a wrench and hopes that it stops makeing that noise

[Megaguy]

John> Examine LAPTOP. Download STEAM. Install TEAM FORTRESS 2. LAUGH when GAME FAILS TO RUN.

[the dark one]

"Bob ranky parker michael super nova food campavan young"  as his name