Author Topic: God damnit, have to write a speech.  (Read 1492 times)

I'm sick, so I decided to stay at home. I have to work on a 'patriotic speech' that explains why John F. Kennedy was patriotic.

First of all, I can't write good speeches. I'm not Commander Shepard (total win reference) and I have to present it. I would ask one of my family members to write it for me, but they all suck ass at writing speeches too.

Discuss.

"Hello
I cut myself
Goodbye"

"Hello
I cut myself
Goodbye"

Its loving perfect. I think I'll use that.

I still haven't wrote some essay or story about success or something. Deadline was quite long ago. I should write it someday, lol.

I still haven't wrote some essay or story about success or something. Deadline was quite long ago. I should write it someday, lol.

Nah, just ignore it.

I don't want to ruin my quarter grade because of this.
It takes me at least 30 minutes to even think about what to write.
Then I can't figure out what I should write as first line.
Writing stories is long and boring process to me. D:

im good at writing stuff free mindedly
my mom makes me write reports on stuff every month

You should research your subject first and foremost.

If you have a nice selection of information you should get down to writing. A well made speech has a memorable start and a memorable ending while getting the audience hooked on what you say. You can always use some rhetoric gimmicks to achieve that, such as three part lists, puzzles, repetition, rhetorical question, whatever you feel comfortable with, really.

Delivery is another concern. What you really shouldn't do is just to read out your speech, since no matter how well crafted it is, a terrible delivery will ruin it. Practise speaking in front of a mirror, that should help your confidence. It's not a great idea to memorise your speech because if you mix up something you will get stuck, thus making the speech less effective.

So basically once you are ready with the writing your speech, just make some notes of it with the first and the last sentence on, and some key points in between, and with the help of these just improvise.

Best wishes for you.

Pretend you wrote it, Then before your about to say it, point towards a blank space and scream "OH GOD IT'S CHARLES MANSON" then while everybody's looking jump out a window.

Thank you barnabas.

Pretend you wrote it, Then before your about to say it, point towards a blank space and scream "OH GOD IT'S CHARLES MANSON" then while everybody's looking jump out a window.

I loled a bit. But there are no windows at my school, and nobody there knows who charles manson is.

are you in dire need of serious advice?

I loled a bit. But there are no windows at my school
WHAT?!

whos charles manson!1111!

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Just copy and paste from wikipedia like everyone else.

Thank you barnabas.

I loled a bit. But there are no windows at my school, and nobody there knows who charles manson is.
Plan 2: Paint what the wall behind you look like on a canvas, Then while everybody's looking for charles manson jump behind it.