Author Topic: School experiences  (Read 16735 times)

Umm, my principal and teachers all neglected to search through backpacks when nearly 15 kids have pounds of weed and joints on them. Not to mention they are as strict as can be about going to the bathroom. No potty until after class.

One time the whole 6th grade was brought into the gym and it was a free for all with dodgeball, I was the last man standing. That year everyone knew my name. Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
In 6th grade, I earned the title of best medic ever in the game, medic.

One time in 5th grade this dude was hitting on my girlfriend, so i made him eat dirt. :D
Also when we were playing dodgeball in PE, i snuck into the supply locker and grabbed the lacrosse balls, fun tiem :D

One time in 5th grade this dude was hitting on my girlfriend, so i made him eat dirt. :D
Also when we were playing dodgeball in PE, i snuck into the supply locker and grabbed the lacrosse balls, fun tiem :D

You're so cool!

In 1st grade i got flashed. :D
But she was flat chested. >:C
I sure hope she was...

One time in 5th grade this dude was hitting on my girlfriend, so i made him eat dirt. :D
Also when we were playing dodgeball in PE, i snuck into the supply locker and grabbed the lacrosse balls, fun tiem :D
I bet you are fat.

I just realized that all of my memorable school experiences involve technical theater.

Anyways, over the weekend my school had it's Winter Musical, I along with the rest of my friends were working backstage. While waiting for the play to begin and the cast to get it's act together, we all made wooden swords in the workshop and then had sword fights on the catwalks.

I saw a mexican couple trying to have love on the bus.

I say "trying" because the some dude cut in front of the bus driver, so he slammed on his breaks, so the dude fell on his back revealing his "thing" to the public.

I never saw him after that day.

I got to sing the element song in front of my whole class...

I said something I shouldn't have said to a girl and then I was sad about it and didn't go to the next 2 classes.

:c

I bet you are fat.
I'm not, i am 5'11" and i weigh 140, skiny as hell for my height.


School experience: I attempt to jab my friend in a pressure point with the butt of a pen. The crappy pen cap broke and the pen point went pretty deep into my thumb and I started dripping blood. Then all the teachers asked how I got it. Not exactly the best thing to tell them I tried to hurt someone but it backfired.

Another school experience: I wore a hat. This black guy curses me to take it off.

i got to hold a girls hand for 20 minutes at school today c:

i got to hold a girls hand for 20 minutes at school today c:
Omgosh, i hold my girlfriends hand for like, 21 minutes! Ha!