What the forget is Scientology?

[Bisjac]

they tell stories to scare you into giving them money. then they sell hope for more money.
then they basically keep the cycle going forever, making sure your never really without need of them.
they dont want you to know you dont need them at all, even if a soul and afterlife was real.

ohsht, that's any religion

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[WhoDa?]

ohsht, that's any religion

Indeed.

[Madmitten]

Indeed.

paying the church is stupid, cant it get funded by the state or whatever?

[dkamm65]

church, funded by the state

I loving hope not. That's tax dollars. I'd rather be thrown in jail for tax evasion than pay to fund a church.

[WhoDa?]

paying the church is stupid, cant it get funded by the state or whatever?

Why? They wouldn't need any followers then. Duh.

[Bisjac]

I grew up Mormon

lol Mormon is even weirder then Scientology.
Mormons claim Jesus was in America hanging with native Americans.
kind of hard to follow that story.

and they had their end of the world ritual back in the 60s or whatever date. all visiting Israel to see god before they died.

[Madmitten]

I loving hope not. That's tax dollars. I'd rather be thrown in jail for tax evasion than pay to fund a church.

how bout national geographic television?
I learned a stuffload of stuff watching that last night

lol Mormon is even weirder then Scientology.
Mormons claim Jesus was in America hanging with native Americans.
kind of hard to follow that story.

wasnt jesus in israel haging with the israelites?

[Bisjac]

well yeah, but dont tell the Mormons lol.
they may die of shock

[Madmitten]

well yeah, but dont tell the Mormons lol.
they may die of shock

lol
on an unrelated note, im seeing stripes everywhere

[Bisjac]

however that multi-wife thing is actually christian/jew as well.
as no where following the new testament and Jesus did anyone ever say to STOP having several wives.
it has been encouraged as the will of god on many occasions in the bible.

so technically, NOT having 2 or more wives is a sin.
silly religious folk dont even read their own books, or they would be following their faith as they are spose to right now.

[WhoDa?]

inb4 "but its common sense not having two waifus!"

[Inv3rted]

And I respect that. I'm not sure if I'm totally Mormon or whatever, but I can say I'm Christian. It's just people like that who make flat out baseless accusations against something they never took the time to personally research and find out bug the hell out of me. They sit there on their loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads and blindly following any person who pops out a personally biased book as equally as any religious person follows a religious text. It's really pathetic to watch sometimes. Probably as pathetic as they think us religious folk are. Ironic, no?

You were insulted by a creationist.

Go figure.

[Bisjac]

the way i see it. dont get married at all. or marry 5+ wives.
that one stuff is no good.

[MackTheHunter]

WHY must people bring up religion wars all the time?


... If I'm going to warship anything, it's the sun. Not only can we SEE IT, Scientific fact proves it exists, and without it we would all die.

[Bisjac]

lol Scientology
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104274

Mormon
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/59507/detail/