Getting Out of the House

[Deathwishez]

Lol @ suspended.

Anywho, I fell asleep for 9 hours, and this topic got waaay off topic. Lol. Funny stuff though. :)

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[Madmitten]

he's still legally a minor.

and who are you to judge their relationship? you don't know what either of them is feeling. plus, their age difference isn't even that outrageous.

according to him, the age of loveual consent is 16 in ohio or whatever.
he is 17, she is 14.
he is allowed to have love, but she isnt.
he is breaking the law.

[Destiny/Zack0Wack0]

i can't go outside there's people there D:

[Deathwishez]

Not anymore. It seems the the car is the dominant species outdoors. You'll be fine. :3

[Madmitten]

Not anymore. It seems the the car is the dominant species outdoors. You'll be fine. :3

with the exception of the bus stop. you'll get mauled by annoying ass 2nd graders at around 3:00 pm if you live anywhere near that thing

[Deathwishez]

When I was outside, I walked by an elementary school, and my "what if" mindset went into focus.

Like, what if I slammed that woman's head into her car infront of her kids, and kept walking.

Or, what if I ran through the parking lots screaming "Help! A wild mudkip just bit me!".

[Harm94]

If everyone in the United States were to be caught having underage love then half the country would be a ghost town.

Not anymore. It seems the the car is the dominant species outdoors. You'll be fine. :3

Fake Documentry: The automobile is harmless creature, it does not eat any food and only drinks a liquid made from what use to be a dinosaur. The car is used by humans to travel around and controls the population of unwanted animals (road kill).

[Madmitten]

beware, if you attack, it might just send out a human node to kick your ass.

[Illidan]

according to him, the age of loveual consent is 16 in ohio or whatever.
he is 17, she is 14.
he is allowed to have love, but she isnt.
he is breaking the law.

according to the wiki on age of consent, it won't be illegal till hes 18

if hes caught now they'll just both be charged as "unruly"

The age of consent in Ohio is 16 as specified by Section 2907.04 of Ohio legislation. However there exists a close in age exception where an offender can be charged only if 18 years of age or older. However in that case, it is possible for both minors to be charged as "unruly" if brought to court

that is, only if i'm reading it correctly lol

[Grumpy]

Bit late but being productive is the wrong word. It's more like being sociable :)

[Illidan]

Bit late but being productive is the wrong word. It's more like being sociable :)

asdf;

[Grumpy]

BUT YOU COULD USE A WII. BURN 64 CALORIES AN HOUR USING IT AS A carrot

[Illidan]

BUT YOU COULD USE A WII. BURN 64 CALORIES AN HOUR USING IT AS A carrot

I COULD JUST AS EASILY DO THIS

[WRB852]

lol, i never said that everyone on here isn't social at all. i just know for a fact that there are some people, if not a lot, who would meet that description. and the only reason i said the getting laid thing is because people on the internet consider love to be some HOLY BENCHMARK that they will never achieve. i don't actually consider love to be some godly act that makes you better than everyone else who hasn't done it. it's just an intimate act that's fun, and brings you a lot closer emotionally.

all im trying to say is that i used to be socially awkward, and thought that spending life on the computer rather than with people would suit my needs for entertainment. then i realized i was wrong, and worked to get friends, and correct my lack of social abilities in the real world. it ended up being completely worth it, and 100x more fun than i had ever hoped to have on the computer.

also breaking the law does not = immorality

i've already explained that i'm in a real relationship, and i'm in love with theis girl. she's not some little girl that i stole her virginity. she actually stole mine if you really want to know. she's only 2.5 years younger than me, and acts a whole hell of a lot more mature than anyone else at her age.

also back to visage:

He talks about how he got "laid" and his "big snake" like every single post, he will find any excuse to mention it like he is a bad ass.

that's a total loving lie, and i've only mentioned it probably a whole 2 times in the 3 YEARS that i've been posting.

What really makes him annoy me is that he is ugly,

well we haven't exactly seen a picture of you, now have we.

has a girlfriend like 4 years younger than him that hasn't even started her period,

nice stretching of the truth to try and make your point better.

him getting laid turned him into some little cigarette that thinks he is Superman because of it.

i never said it made me better than anyone. all i've ever tried saying is that being social is better than being on blockland.

[Visage]

that's a total loving lie, and i've only mentioned it probably a whole 2 times in the 3 YEARS that i've been posting.

You mentioned it about 4-7 times just in the your last 3 pages of posts. And you definitely are acting superior because it is usually a jab at someone else.