Author Topic: im bored help me think of things to do!  (Read 1727 times)

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Title explains all

Masterbate then Self Delete.


you should go get a can of paint and then paint a wall then stare at it

Masterbate then Self Delete.
someone's gotta be a master at fishing to masterbate man

hes just a child hes never even fished once in his life let alone caught godzilla over nine thousand times

Whittle something out of a bar of soap.

Whittle something out of a bar of soap.
then eat that bar of soap

touch ur little tiny penor


Whittle something out of a bar of soap.
lol whittle sounds dirty



Also, try playing with fire.

Nevermind. Here is the guide to ultimate fun and priceless expressions.

1. Get tire pump.
2. Get 2 liter empty soda bottle.
3. Fill it a 6th up with water. Just up to the bottom of the label.
4. Attach pump to it, and aim it up.
5. Repeatedly pump till boom.
6. Boom.
7. ??????????
8. Profit.

I call 'em my homemade bottle rockets.

I call 'em my homemade bottle rockets.
Dat be a Rokkit