Tootsie Pops are EVIL

[Regulith]

Long, hard, passionate, horny, turn-on sucks?

If it still existed, it would never be fully satisfied again.

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[Hawkclaw]

Whenever I eat a tootsie pop, whatever flavor, it cuts my gums and tongue up really bad. It's like, Grape and blood flavor. Anyone else have this problem?

Finally, someone who understands the pain. 

[Regulith]

You people must be deliberately scraping them across the roof of your mouth or something.

[SWAT One]

Are they even broken in the first place?
Also, you can be breaking them with your mouth.
If it seems too hard for you, just let it sit in your mouth and not try the stupid owl trick.

[tails]

YUCK
I <3 SKITTLES, CUT FREE!

Skittles are bleh.

You people must be deliberately scraping them across the roof of your mouth or something.

How they get their loveual pleasure is no business of ours, until we ask for pics.

[Squideey]

Screw your archaic stick-based candy matter, I've got Jolly Ranchers!

[JD]

And to think the dentists wanted to scrape off a layer of the roof of my mouth to make me fake gums. My gums are lower than normal :/

I request video of you saying, "She sells sea shells by the sea shore."

[Reis03]

Whenever I eat a tootsie pop, whatever flavor, it cuts my gums and tongue up really bad. It's like, Grape and blood flavor. Anyone else have this problem?

yes i know exactly what you mean. :D i hate it.