CORTEX COMMAND(EPIC GIBBING)

[OneWithFire]

I bought it, how do i skip the beginning sequence?

[Ad Bot]

[Jacob/Lee]

Is there a mod anywhere for sandbags?

[Skip]

I bought it, how do i skip the beginning sequence?

Spacebar.
Or enter then spacebar.
It sometimes makes me do that.

And how did you buy it if you had no money for it? Hmm?
Answer me this, mehearties.

[OneWithFire]

Spacebar.
Or enter then spacebar.
It sometimes makes me do that.

And how did you buy it if you had no money for it? Hmm?
Answer me this, mehearties.

i got... money....

[Skip]

i got... money....

I'm kidding.

[Warguy357]

Someone buy this for me, PLEASE!

[stuntman021]

Yes, we're going to spend $20 on someone we barely know.
On-topic, I love shooting enemies guns off, picking them up with the gravity gun, and keeping them prisoner.

[A.R.C.]

Yes, we're going to spend $20 on someone we barely know.
On-topic, I love shooting enemies guns off, picking them up with the gravity gun, and keeping them prisoner.

I love spawning some crobos with the teleporter and DAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAK

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Jacob/Lee]

Steps to thermonuclear bomb making.
1. Get Darklona tech.
2. Choose craft as the insertion pod
3. Pack that bitch up with napalm bombs and standard bombs
4. Crash into enemy bunker
5. 5 minutes of lag and some ungodly fires later...
6. Win.

[Jacob 123456789]

Steps to thermonuclear bomb making.
1. Get Darklona tech.
2. Choose craft as the insertion pod
3. Pack that bitch up with napalm bombs and standard bombs
4. Crash into enemy bunker
5. 5 minutes of lag and some ungodly fires later...
6. Win.

1. Get insertion pod.
2. Put 249680394860987987092346 crabs in there.
3. Fire it at enemy bunker.
4. Watch epic crab bomb explode.
5. Win.

[Warguy357]

1. Get pod
2. put 99999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999 99999999 mini-nukes in there.
3. Fire at enemy HQ
4. 10 hours of lag, earth explodes.
5. Win.

[A.R.C.]

Get MDC
Use a drop crate
100 nukes
Drop on enemy base
???
Profit!

[Warguy357]

I was just on the mission where there was the mother crab, I killed her when she jumped at me, then her corpse made my char do a barrel roll and lose his wep.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Warguy357]

WHAT THE

Oh my god, I just delivered something, then the rocket tipped towards me accidentally, then it started up and crushed my character.

forget!

[A.R.C.]

Just did a 3 man run of zombie cave.

0 lost, 23 killed.

forget year.