Well I have a partially finished metrocop costume i could use huehuehua
OKAY STORY TIME
SO when I first met laynna it was like in the movies where time slows down and butterflies fly all around herso I'm like I GOTTA DATE HER HERP DERP and she turns out to be pretty cool. So we start talking and we find out we are pretty compatible. BUT THEN A BEST FRIEND JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND ASKS HER OUT so they date because it also turns out she's loving handicapped. BUT FOR SOME REASON I STAY AFTER HER.
A couple of weeks later she comes to me and says they broke up and then reveals that she had been some sixth graders love toy one year earlier and that she gave my best friend head. Now at this point a thinking man would have pulled the eject bar and would have gotten the forget out. BUT NOOOOOO I STAYED
Repeat that paragraph three times, with various other guys.
THEN ONE DAY SHE DECIDES TO GE ME A CHANCE
at this point I'm like hell no brother yous gots AIDS or sum stuff but I do it ANYWAYS.
Her mom then comes across some old texts between her and my best friend who she gave a BJ and said they were from me
So guess what friends, this girl's mom tried to take me to loving court. Of course, the judge threw the case out of court when it turned out that since she was older, technically she was the love offender. But her mom is this crazy psycho bitch who puts GlaDOS to shame.
GUESS WHAT KIDS ITS THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR
Laynna comes to me in the dress she wore the first time we kissed and tells me she's probably moving out of state. I show sympathy, we hug, she gives me her necklace she always wears and a flower. She kisses me on the cheek and leaves.
ONE MONTH LATER
To everyone who has made a joke about laynna in the past:
cigaretteets.
Rebecca
I HATE U U R A BIG FAT LIAR
8:36pmMe
what
8:36pmRebecca
u read and btw this is laynna
8:36pmMe
cool
you're that girl whose not supposed to talk to me
cool deal
8:37pmRebecca
watever loving loser
8:37pmMe
u mad
8:37pmRebecca
yes im furious im not laughing im serious i hate u and i never want u to talk to me again
8:38pmMe
k
y u mad
8:38pmRebecca
ur a liar
8:38pmMe
what'd i lie about
8:38pmRebecca
seriously u have to ask that u should know
8:38pmMe
k
well i dont
so
you keep yelling at your computer until you tell me
8:39pmRebecca
well im yelling at u
8:39pmMe
well
u c
i am in my house
and you are at rebeccas
so
if you're yelling at anything
it's the computer you're talking to me from
k
8:40pmRebecca
u know what i mean
8:40pmMe
no i don't
now stop being stupid and tell me what your problem is
8:40pmRebecca
u is my problem
gtg
8:41pmMe
kbye
lol
ripped from facebook lol
Now you know everything.
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