Author Topic: Life....  (Read 15371 times)

I got a 10... crap my mortgage is up and i have to pay back my college loans. forget this, *throws blue peg at wall*

And on a serious note, I've attempted Self Delete... 6 times. No one likes me and the internet is my only haven. I love you guys ;-;

although my life is considerably better since i've transfered schools

Hugums.  That's stupid.
What the hell were you thinking?  People care about you.  I mean, I've never met you in real life, but I'd like to; you seem pretty cool.  Nice, even.  So don't attempt Self Delete, don't even think about it.  Don't even think about /not/ doing it.  It's idiotic.  You'd be giving up too much.

"Life... Don't talk to me about life."

It takes a real man to admit that it's not some disease or "metabolism" that makes them fat, and I give you credit for that.

IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED!!1!!1!!1ELEVEN!11

"Life... Don't talk to me about life."
stuff i was gonna do that... instead i'll do this!

Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won't engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night
Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night




stuff i was gonna do that... instead i'll do this!

Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won't engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night
Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night





"Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator..."

I feel bad for the people in this thread : C

Hugums we all love you, don't kill yourself.

And everyone else, I hope your life gets better soon.

I love my life. I get good grades and my I'm applauded by my parents for doing well in school. My Dad is really cool, he's got an IQ of around 180 so whenever I have a question on my homework he knows it instantly. He's fun to talk with and let's me believe what I want about religion. He disciplines me correctly and he's equally nice. I was the first child in my family. Before I was born my dad was an Army major and he smoked, mostly pipes. But when he figured out my mom was pregnant he forced himself to quit for the benefit of our health. My mom is easy to talk to and consult personal problems with, and she understands me too. My brother and sister can be annoying, but I get over it. I'm don't really get depressed, but I get stressed alot. The worst thing that has happened to me was my parents almost got a divorce, but they made up. When I am depressed, my parents, mostly my mom, help me get over it and feel better. My dad has a good job in health and has his own business helping people with computer problems. My life is great.

And then the loneliness sets in...

Well I live in a cardboard on the streets, my mother's dead and my father's a beggar. When he comes back to our box every day he loveually molests and beats me. I weigh 10 times the average weight for my age which is interesting since I don't ever get to eat. I occasionally get to eat seagull dropping though. I am addicted to every drug known to man including alcohol and nicotine and so is my dad. Every day at noon the police come by and beat me. I live in Antarctica so it's freezing cold every day but I don't die. I'm also insane 3 different ways and have 10 distinct voices in my head. My father has 11.



Yeah, cry some more. I'll post my real life when I'm not busy.

Attention whores.


I am laying own life on a rage attempt of my foot. Good day mutha forgeter!

My life is satisfactory. Nothing complicated, really. I'm 15, I go to school, have a girlfriend, quite a few friends, and I play guitar. My grades are considered class-average. I'm an only child.

Born in Canada, moved to California just a couple of days before my 6th birthday. I lived in a bad apartment complex for 2 years, dealing with some sociopath named JC. The kind of kid that you'd expect to grow up and either become a junkie or murderer. I was 6 or 7 when I first learned that he was loveually active, even though he was only a year older than me. I guess he was messing with one of the other boys in the complex. We ended up getting two cats for the time we lived there. Eventually, I met my first best friend in California. Turns out he was gay.

2 years passed, I moved to my current town. I was new, didn't know anyone. I made 2 friends on my first day of school. One is still my best friend, the other does ecstasy on a regular basis. Nothing exciting happened for me up until 9th grade. Nothing up until I met a really manipulative girl that messed with me for about 4 months. She made me depressed for all that time, but no one took me seriously. So I stayed depressed for about another 4 months.

Now I'm in 10th grade. I met another girl; one who I actually care about. We started off friends, got to know each other more, and now we've been together for almost 4 months. My grades got really bad first semester, and now in the second, they're somewhat decent. I've met more people, and have a lot more friends, too.

There are only a couple of exciting moments in my life, but nothing really out-of-the-blue for some of the people on these forums. My dad was a meth addict, my parents got divorced, I tried drinking in 9th grade; it's nothing big.

And there's my life story. MLIA

She probably smoked while you were in the womb and you got some of the side effects from her handicapped, selfish ass (same reason you have bronchitis). So essentially, she's the cause for your medical problems for being a dumb cunt.
She smokes for packs a day, and did it before womb. She didn't know I was coming till 3 months before
I absolutely hate mothers who smoke or drink while pregnant, that is the most irresponsible, dimwitted, stupid goddamn thing.It takes a real man to admit that it's not some disease or "metabolism" that makes them fat, and I give you credit for that.Kick his ass, earn some brownie points.
Thank you, I can't kick his ass, he is the size of a football player, and he punches dumpsters for fun.

Start working out regularly. You'll lose weight, gain muscle, and overall become healthier. The endorphins released during the workouts will also make you a lot happier in your day-to-day life. You can find decent workout schedules online too.

Yes, I am, I have losts 20 pounds.

Red Saturn, make your mom quit smoking and 4 of your problems are solved.


Nicotine will forget up your neuron-chemical balances. If she quits she won't be pissed as often.

With less secondhand smoke, your bronchial tubes will be less stressed = less risk for infection.

Maybe your clearheaded mom will dump her douchebag boyfriend.

With better lung function, exercise is easier.



See :D.

I got a 10... crap my mortgage is up and i have to pay back my college loans. forget this, *throws blue peg at wall*

And on a serious note, I've attempted Self Delete... 6 times. No one likes me and the internet is my only haven. I love you guys ;-;

although my life is considerably better since i've transfered schools
Attempted Self Delete how? Like touched a knife against your neck and went "OWIE" and then went out for some burgers? How does someone measure what is an "attempted Self Delete?" I mean if you jumped in a wood chipper and lived with half your face gone I would give you 1 "attempted Self Delete" but not something like holding your breath in your bathtub for 1 minute and then coming up gasping.

I got a 10... crap my mortgage is up and i have to pay back my college loans. forget this, *throws blue peg at wall*

And on a serious note, I've attempted Self Delete... 6 times. No one likes me and the internet is my only haven. I love you guys ;-;

although my life is considerably better since i've transfered schools
<3
six?
dang