ARMYMAN ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - NEEDS MOAR EDITS.

[Skip]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0142 Hours

'twas freezing balls up in North Dakota, where a secondary shipment of coffee bean was supposedly being sent.
It was an ambush.
The Haxor Army's commando unit was stationed there, had many firewall-dousers and were mounted on trojan horses. We had nowhere to run.
So we activated Norton Anti-virus, but it was not enough.
We're hiding in a worn out warehouse right now, praying God will rain coffee beans upon us. And that the Haxors do not douse the firewall protecting the door.

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[Evõ]

LT.Skip i belive its your turn for your war theater journal entries
EDIT: evó you national socialist wtf is wrong with you?

I hate the pusillanimous individual ass Marines. All those gun shy, lying bastards.

[Skip]

I hate the pusillanimous individual ass Marines. All those gun shy, lying bastards.

/highfive

[skelolego229]

@skip BRAVO BRAVO
@evó newrank: halfway Riddler

[Evõ]

I hate the pusillanimous individual ass Marines. All those gun shy, lying bastards.

That is a little contradictory huh?

[Toasty_Enginner]

FOOTGERNADE *Throws* *KA BLEWIE*

YEA!

[Evõ]

@skip BRAVO BRAVO
@evó newrank: halfway Riddler

No STIs
No hate against Jews
No hate against Catholics
No hate agains Bros
Wasn't forced into power

The only likeness is: I was born in Deutschland.

[skelolego229]

0155 Hours
March 21st 2010
Reasigned to SFAS.
Going in to help LT.Skip with a new Anti-Hax E.M.P or A.H.E.M.P.
Hope we can make it in time....
(journal entry 8)(LT.Skel now SFAS)

[Toasty_Enginner]

(Hour 1337)

I sit here drinking the last grains of coffee thinkin just one thing...








FOOTBAOLL

(End)

[Evõ]

Haha, now your with the British SFAS? God, that is still pathetic!

[Skip]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0156 Hours

We've lost radio contact with Lt. Skel's battalion. Last we heard, they're in Oklahoma. loving Oklahomans and their oddly-shaped state.
The Haxors are having trouble with the firewall, but we're sure they'll crack it eventually. Hold on...
RAMIREZ, GET ME SOME MORE COFFEE!

[skelolego229]

He is with the Marines, they ran out, he followed.
Don't lie, i know the British SFAS won the battle.

[Evõ]

-shnip-

Never said they weren't pansies though.

[skelolego229]

LT.Skelo
March 21st.
0156:30 Hours.
Damnit the AA guns got the UH-60 Blackhawk with the com-nodes
hope Skip hasent lost hope without radio contact.....
We should be arriving on thier position shortly.......God i hate this loving oddly shaped state.
(LT.Skel:SFAS)(journal entrie 9)

[Evõ]

LT.Skelo
March 21st.
0156:30 Hours.
Damnit the AA guns got the UH-60 Blackhawk with the com-nodes
hope Skip hasent lost hope without radio contact.....
We should be arriving on thier position shortly.......God i hate this loving oddly shaped state.
(LT.Skel:SFAS)(journal entrie 9)

Wait, what?