ARMYMAN ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - NEEDS MOAR EDITS.

[Narkro555]

Add mine?

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[skelolego229]

will you join me and skips story nark?

[Narkro555]

will you join me and skips story nark?

Which is?

[Toasty_Enginner]

FOOTBAOLL ARMEH YEA!

[skelolego229]

read page 20-23 to see

[Narkro555]

Sounds good.

0900, East bay.
LT.Nark finds the terrorist squad had seized a warehouse filled with cookies. Like sebster 105 predicted, Cookie Monsters were to blame. Using Dog Guns and Dinner Blasters, Nark's squad fought off the scum and saved sanity. Since the warehouse smelled of elderberryold cookies, LT.Nark went back to base to celebrate with some STFU coffee.

[mrlolop]

LT.Nark went back to base to celebrate with some STFU coffee.

...Only to find that THE TERRORIST STOLE ALL THE COFFEE BEANS
/plottwist

[skelolego229]

LT.Narko recieved message
message priority: commander
Hello LT. I hope your coffees in order beacuase me and Skip were promoted.......as soon as we are discharged from the hospital in three hours we are coming for a personal base inspection
Reguards: Commanders Skel and Skip of the SFAS

[Narkro555]

0930, East bay

When the discovery of the stolen coffee beans came up, the CMs once again were to blame. However, the Dinner Blasters were out of ammo, and a few animal rights activists destroyed the dog guns, along with Chesse20. So we had to use the elderberryold cookies as ammo. LT.Nark once again defeated the scum and made some coffee.
*Waits for new plot-twist*

[skelolego229]

due to heavy appreciation at narkos base the LT was nominated by Cmnd.Skel for a promotion to Gunnery Sgt.
goodnight soilders cya tommorow
mabey we should start a topic ffor this story(would deep root army mug fad more)

[Narkro555]

While GSGT.Nark and his platoon celebrate over MORE coffee, something else is going on. One block away, thumb gangsters are waiting with their bad-ass 17 dollars. The army is in trouble...

[Klayboxx]

[skelolego229]

GSGT.Narko
message recived
prority:commander
your next mission will be to raid the HAXOR controlled island of makin
they have a shipment of delicious mocha and pirolines(choclate coffee sticks) we are giving you and your small strike team this loadout:
primary: silenced thompson sub mug-chine gun
sidearm: silenced dinner blaster mini-pistol
grenades: 2x burning coffee
2x flares
extras: tacticle knife, satchel charge,a cup of army ration coffee
we are trusting you with an expirimental piece as well
an expirimental personal version of the A.H.E.M.P. (anti-hax EMP)



good luck GSGT.

[Sebster 105]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0205 Hours

The Haxors just got through the firewall. stuff just got serious.
We're holding them off using Norton again, but it's not very effective. I mean, seriously, who would want to use this stuff?
starfishs at home base need to get us Avast! or something.

March 23rd
1337 hours
And at that moment, AVG tanks burst through the wall and blow those forgeters to hell.

[Littledude]

someone make a badspot one with the picture that kompressor posted a while ago.