ARMYMAN ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - NEEDS MOAR EDITS.

[Daedalus]

Sgt. Daedalus
April -23. Yeah, that's right. I'm in the future, where dates do not exist.
Haha, how are you bitches doin' back in the 2000s?

[Ad Bot]

[Skip]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0205 Hours

The Haxors just got through the firewall. stuff just got serious.
We're holding them off using Norton again, but it's not very effective. I mean, seriously, who would want to use this stuff?
starfishs at home base need to get us Avast! or something.

[Toasty_Enginner]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0205 Hours

The Haxors just got through the firewall. stuff just got serious.
We're holding them off using Norton again, but it's not very effective. I mean, seriously, who would want to use this stuff?
starfishs at home base need to get us Avast! or something.

Eh eh, yea, Norton sucks, heh... *Hides Norton icon with paper*

[Daedalus]

Sgt. Daedalus
March -21, 463656
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND Hours

Hee. I like watching you unadvanced fools fight.

[Skip]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0208 Hours

Sgt. Toasty's been killed, something about treason, I dunno...

[Evõ]

GotA:
Sunday, March 21, 2010
0800 Hours;

What the forget are you idiots talking about!

[Skip]

Dayum.

[Toasty_Enginner]

*Sittin on a cloud at 05321 hours*

Dammit. Dat ass.

[skelolego229]

LT.Skel
March 21st
2010
0205:30 Hours
We are within 1 mile of Skip we have visual contact of his holdout, we can activate the A.H.E.M.P. at this range
but the helicopter with the com-nodes also had the thermal cameras.....
Hope we arrived before it was too late.
(LT.Skel:SFAS)(journal entry 10)

[chesse20]

make this transparent please

[Skip]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0213 Hours

Bitches don't know 'bout my FOOTBAOLL...

[Evõ]

GotA:
Sunday, March 21, 2010
0813 Hours;

Lt.Skel, we have confirmation that Lt.Skip was murdered. They are coming after you, your next message is believed to be obtained by a referring officer. You will be executed. Stand by for popcorn.

[Toasty_Enginner]

Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0213 Hours

Bitches don't know 'bout my FOOTBAOLL...

ANGLE COACH IS IN RAAAAAAGE. *Eats firewall*

[Skip]

Lt. Hax
March 21st, 2010
1337 Hours

we r here 4 u skel
prepare 2 be shot down by our anti-anti-virus guns

[mrlolop]

Lt. Lolop; Unknown time

    I don't know what happened. As a crate fell from the sky, I saw Lt. Skip's lifeless body under it. It was then that I eviscerated the contents of the crate, only to find lead blocks.
    Though, I do feel I take part of the blame as I ordered the lead blocks.