Author Topic: Jess: MY OPINION IS FACT!  (Read 16813 times)

why can't women just be in the kitchen all day like in the old days D:


Q: Why did the tree fall on the women




A: It didn't, there are no trees in kitchens


Q: Why did the tree fall on the women




A: It didn't, there are no trees in kitchens
i wonder what would happen if a girl was crushed by a tree in a forest...
wtf is a forest doing in a kitchen

Lol these jokes will end you guys up without a woman

If you do the jokes near them.

This is like swearing in secret and then ending up swearing in front of your parents
stupid Internet humor

Haha ya, if you ever plan on getting laid or having a girlfriend id change the attitude :P

Haha ya, if you ever plan on getting laid or having a girlfriend id change the attitude :P
Who was that directed to?

Haha ya, if you ever plan on getting laid or having a girlfriend id change the attitude :P

You make it sound like all guys "have" to get laid or getting a girlfriend.

Who was that directed to?
The idiots making loveist jokes
You make it sound like all guys "have" to get laid or getting a girlfriend.
Haha stop trying

The idiots making loveist jokes

Haha stop trying


I'll bite... what am I supposedly trying?

Guys are supposed to get laid
if no guy ever got laid the human population would end.
So when you don't get laid, your broken! You cannot correctly attract the opposite love!

Haha ya, if you ever plan on getting laid or having a girlfriend id change the attitude :P

You are on the internet and we can't get into your pants, therefore acting like you aren't handicapped just for the sake of being nice isn't worth the nothingness we will receive for it. If I met you in RL I would act like you were intelligent and had an awesome attitude because the change of putting my snake in your mouth is present. This is called true equal rights, the thing women don't really want, they really just want all the perks of being a woman without any of cons. They want to get a job just for being hot but they don't wanna return the favor with a BJ, selfish lazy women these days.

You are on the internet and we can't get into your pants, therefore acting like you aren't handicapped just for the sake of being nice isn't worth the nothingness we will receive for it. If I met you in RL I would act like you were intelligent and had an awesome attitude because the change of putting my snake in your mouth is present. This is called true equal rights, the thing women don't really want, they really just want all the perks of being a woman without any of cons. They want to get a job just for being hot but they don't wanna return the favor with a BJ, selfish lazy women these days.
I lol'd.

Lol these jokes will end you guys up without a woman
I said some women jokes to my a couple of my friends ex's and one of them returned the favour by slapping me numerous times.

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