Biology Fail.

[Menen]

In Bio today, we were grading papers.

Except we all switch papers when we do so.

So, When we got to a question that was...

"What do you think makes Humans and Gorillias Different?" Someone asked about what they saw on the paper they got.

The teacher asked, What did they write?

And the person said, "

This person wrote this, ' God. God made humans and Gorillias different because thats how he made every living thing'."

The class erupted into laughter.

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[Illidan]

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[The Russian]

Whoever wrote that was either trolling or an idiot. That was a personal belief, but the answers are ones that are considered official. What I mean is, answers to questions like that are supposed to be the ones counted as official or the ones you studied or read. It's not a personal belief.

inb4whysoserius

[Menen]

Yeah.

My teacher said," If you believe in the whole creationism thing thats fine, but in here, you need to give the right answers"

[LegendZ]

What was his grade after that?

[Wizard]

Haha, my favourite part is the response. "You need to give the right answers". Win.

[The Russian]

Yeah.

My teacher said," If you believe in the whole creationism thing thats fine, but in here, you need to give the right answers"

Even if she was trying not to offend anyone, she failed when she said "right answers". I would have said "the answers from the book (or wherever)".

[Radial543]

I believe in God. There are too many un-answered things in Darwinism/Atheism.

[Azerath]

Yeah.

My teacher said," If you believe in the whole creationism thing thats fine, but in here, you need to give the right answers"

I need a teacher like that.

I believe in God. There are too many un-answered things in Darwinism/Atheism.

Not really...

Inb4religionwar.

[Wizard]

Even if she was trying not to offend anyone, she failed when she said "right answers". I would have said "the answers from the book (or wherever)".

Evolution is the right answer, sorry. F for you.

I believe in God. There are too many un-answered things in Darwinism/Atheism.

That's nice. How about you make up your own blatant lies instead of the ones your daddy says.


Unfortunately the teacher will probably get in trouble for this.

[The Russian]

People tend to think that if you're a Creationist or have a religion different than Athiesm you deny all science.

[Menen]

I believe in God. There are too many un-answered things in Darwinism/Atheism.

God made Atheists.

Thats what the guy next to me said today.

[Wizard]

People tend to think that if you're a Creationist or have a religion different than Athiesm you deny all science.

You pretty much have to.

God made Atheists.

Thats what the guy next to me said today.

Pure genius in idiocy.

[Molasses]

How about stop calling us Bible Thumpers. You are the ones forcing science upon us.

[Wizard]

How about stop calling us Bible Thumpers. You are the ones forcing science upon us.

Because you're the idiots denying it. That's like saying "STOP MAKING ME NOT BELIEVE IN MAGIC". I'm going to find that mr. deity episode.