Just do what I do when I'm bored, throw on some music and masturbate relax.
Edit2: One time I noticed my cat was watching.
I'm gonna report this board. END of topic.
Good luck with that. I can already tell you are not going to last long on here. Also get out.
I will now, ladies and gentlemen, go bang my head on some table somewhere.
No, because it was full of Americans.