Author Topic: omg pink eye  (Read 3437 times)



Offtopic is my favorite blog.

It's nothing to worry about. The worse thing that could happen is your eyelids stick together, and you wake up in the morning and say "stuff! I've just gone blind!" like i did when i was 7.

Anyone remember that episode of The Kids Next Door when that nurse would make apple crumble with kid's pink eye crust?

Was just about to say, make some loving apple crumble.

Loved that one...

Now I'm kinda sickened.
WHO WANTS MY WORLD FAMOUS APPLE CRUMBLES?

I have gotten before and my eye was squirting like a squirt gun.


Why do you crave attention so much?

Soak clean, lint-free cloths in hot water (cold water for allergic conjunctivitis), wring them out, and place them on your closed eyelids for 10-20 minutes. This can be done several times a day to soothe and get rid of pink eye symptoms. Afterwards, the cloths should be put in the wash or thrown away immediately to prevent spreading contagious pink eye. Also, if only one eye is infected, don’t blanket a cloth over both eyes or you’ll certainly spread it to the healthy one.


Thats not gonna get rid of it.. but it'll help abit.


You need to go to the doctor :)

Stop getting jizz in your eye.

Anyone remember that episode of The Kids Next Door when that nurse would make apple crumble with kid's pink eye crust?
I do. 'Barfs'

I do. 'Barfs'

what do barfs have to do with anything?

Damn, I should stop pointing out grammatical errors.

youse be trollin' bitch

FUUU- MY EYE IS BLEEDING!