army guy story

[King of losers]

Understood

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

im sending in 40 flamthrower squads

Will getting thrown hurt?

[skelolego229]

i thought i said MOVE OUT

[Warguy357]

*giant army of 10000000000000000000000 units approach at an amazing rate, plus 5000 dinner cannons*
(those armies are mine, not urs)

[keepy]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[Forn2]

throw toilet paper at them, used is preferred.

[skelolego229]

finnaly home from that damned ski trip

[skelolego229]

we enter the planets floating main-city-starship
....


where is everyone? theres little blood marks all over in the next room


GSGT. Akir'sat?
LT.serriaz?
......guys?........please?.......


mabey they just went ahead......its too quiet for me........mabey ill go find something loud ....like a engine core



hmmmm a comand deck?


*AI*BIOLOGICAL ANOMALY DETECTED, QUARANTINE IN PROGRESS

(vent breaks) OSHT WTF IS THAT NOISE?

[skelolego229]

Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur -_-

[Chriz]

this thread is stupidly awesome

[skelolego229]

gar shebs jorso hett
(your *** will burn)IF YOU DONT REPORT FOR DUTY

[Narkro555]

What's that huge spear, general?

[skelolego229]

a pike i happened to want to hold 

[Daedalus]

Daed I'll put you in the story on MISSION 3.
Just tell me how you look.

Draw me as a Blockhead, like the one in my profile picture. And with a wrench. Always with a wrench.

[Flamecannon]

I am extremely lazy to wrok on mission 3. Anyways, skelo is doing one.