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tits or GTFO?

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Author Topic: army guy story  (Read 36045 times)

Flame:Wait a sec.....
*Uses acquired Hawk Eye*

Flame: *shocked with fear*
King: What?
Flame: L-l-l-look over there...
*camera goes fast over to where flame pointed*
Louis: PEELZ
King: OH forget
Flame: No, I know that's shocking, but look to you're left!
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 11:56:50 PM by Warguy357 »

Flame: *shocked with fear*
King: What?
Flame: L-l-l-look over there...
*camera goes fast over to where flame pointed*
Louis: PEELZ
King: OH forget
Flame: No, I know that's shocking, but look to you're left!
King: Oh whoa.... That's a nice moon.
*Freakin' shoves Hawk eye to King*
King:A moon with War's face?
/faceforget
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 11:59:13 PM by Flamecannon »

King: What the hell is it?
Flame: /Facepalm   Are you blind or something?
King: No but I really do not know what it is.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2010, 12:03:18 AM by King of losers »

Flame:It's a base in the sky that's probably owned my War.....
King: No no... What. Is. THAT!!!!

Flame: Heat seeking?
King: Heat seeking.
Flame: FFFFF---

Not many of the pictures will have color. Only ones that deserve them.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2010, 12:05:51 AM by Flamecannon »

*over X-com*
Warguy: Y-Naut, what is going on? I feel something disturbing...
Y-Naut: It seems that one of the X-Nauts launched a heat seeking missile at the exact coordinates that flame and king are at.
Warguy: Y-Naut, keep a lookout in the base for anyone... suspicious. Someone that drinks coffee.
Y-Naut: Yes, sir.
Warguy: Warguy Out.

skelo is in a sedative induced coma aboard warguy's ship



Flame: Is my hair still on fire?

Flame: Is my hair still on fire?
King: Wait I thought your that was your ha-- Never mind, ya it's still on fire, here!

*Throws some type of liquid on Flame

King: Wait I thought your that was your ha-- Never mind, ya it's still on fire, here!

*Throws some type of liquid on Flame
Flame: I'm allergic to water!
*Faints*
*King tosses Pokeball!*
*CAUGHT!*
Let's try again, shall we?
« Last Edit: March 27, 2010, 12:27:32 AM by Flamecannon »

flamecannon has a locator beacon on skelos ankle for some odd reason

Flame: I'm allergic to water!
*Faints*
*King tosses Pokeball!*
*CAUGHT!*
Let's try again, shall we?
King: Sorry about that, I forgot you were allergic...
Flame: Hey, wheres my wallet?
King:...
« Last Edit: March 27, 2010, 12:29:52 AM by King of losers »

flamecannon has a locator beacon on skelos ankle for some odd reason
So then if you run away if I rape you I can just track you down and raoe you again
So then I know you're safe.

*Wakes up and starts to run off towards the rope of the base for some reason*
King: Hu-- Huo--- Hold up!
Wait!

*flame gets to the top of the ladder, flame gets shot back down to the ground so fast that he passes out again*