army guy story

[King of losers]

*Uses Flame as a meat shield and quickly runs behind a rock*

King: GET UP GET UP GET UP!
Flame:*Moan
King: Well your useless.
King:*Radio* We need some assistance, we're taking heavy fire!

[Ad Bot]

[Warguy357]

*X-Naut Commander (I'm the general, of course) comes down the ladder with a gun that is a cross between laser and dinner*

X-Naut Comm: Give up! You can't escape now!

*X-Naut Comm fires the gun*

[King of losers]

King: AHH FU--

*The gun destroys the rock*
*Then Daed finally shows up in his minijet and shoots his DINNER gun at the X-Naut Commander*

[Warguy357]

*Dinner bounces off of the Commander and hits Daed, thus forcing him to go into a coma*
X-Naut Comm: HAHAHAHAHA! Bring out the BIG GUNS!
*3 X-Nauts come out holding a giant weapon*

[skelolego229]

i then wake up*
 
i slit the y-nuats throat

i walk down the hall limping
armed with my plasma cutter

[King of losers]

Meanwhile:

*As the X-Naut look towards the destroyed rock, King and Flame were gone.*

[Flamecannon]

Wut?

[skelolego229]

im sure theres cameras..........why are my clothes gone?
....perverted x-nuats....ill get to them after i get my armor

[Flamecannon]

im sure theres cameras..........why are my clothes gone?
....perverted x-nuats....ill get to them after i get my armor

Flame: I didn't do it!

[skelolego229]

In def Hao2drawKrystal by me :3
-snip-

i know just wanted to look pissed the hell-off

[Warguy357]

*Over intercom*
Warguy: X-Nauts, skelo has escaped and killed Y-Naut! GET HIM!

*skelo hears many foot steps coming from ahead and behind him*

[Flamecannon]

i know just wanted to look pissed the hell-off

I'm just gonna do Hao2's so then others can draw them if I'm lazy XD

[skelolego229]

*skelo gets his armor and hides*

[King of losers]

I'm just gonna do Hao2's so then others can draw them if I'm lazy XD

I fail when it comes to drawing on the computer, and if I draw with paper it'll take too long.

[Warguy357]

It turns out that skelo just hid in the elevator, where 3 X-Nauts are about to corner him.

Fail.

*X-Nauts jump out and trap skelo in a cage*

X-Naut: This cage is made of pure platinum, there's no way you could get out.