army guy story

[Daedalus]

So then if you run away if I rape you I can just track you down and raoe you again
So then I know you're safe.

o u

[Ad Bot]

[King of losers]

King: Dang it Flame, wait for me alrea---  What the hell?

*Looks at Flame laying on the ground then at the top of the rope

King: Huh?

[Flamecannon]

*flame gets to the top of the ladder, flame gets shot back down to the ground so fast that he passes out again*

Thank god for bullet proof vests!
Wait.... I gave mine to King. Fff---

[King of losers]

Thank god for bullet proof vests!
Wait.... I gave mine to King. Fff---

King: Do you need some... help?
Flame: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!?!

*Gives Flame a 1-Up Mushroom!

[Flamecannon]

Mission 1: mission given by Skelo
A soldier was surrounded by several planes and tanks.
Narkro was sent to the mission, but Flame beat it to him.
Flame tossed his weapon away, just to trick the enemy, for he owned a key that opens portals. It has been lost ever since.

MISSION SUCCESS
Characters in mission:
Flame
Narkro

Mission 2: mission given by X-Nautzi
Skelo and Narkro went to Vega V to rescue and interrogate a guy named Spin.
War sent troops to surround and capture Skelo and Narkro after finding out a ship had crashed into his.
Anti hacked and figured out War's plan, and had messaged Narkro to head to the nearby escort.
King controlled the heli and left safely.

MISSION FAILED
Characters in mission:
Narkro
Skelo
War
Anti
King

Mission 3: mission given by Skelo
Skelo had heard a noise in the the main ship.
Meanwhile, Flame and Skip tried to enter the main ship, but did not figure out which ship is the correct one.
Also, King and Daed were sent on a mission, which was to open the Thousand Year Old door to Dinner.
War then forced everyone aboard his ship, which crash-landed into a planet.
War then deceived the group into a truce, which was quickly broken. He had fled to his main ship.
Skelo had suffered from damage and fainted. One of War's soldiers are trying to keep her(him) alive.
Flame uses a Hawk Eye and shows King the main ship. An assault has been tried, but has failed.

MISSION IN PROGRESS
Characters in mission so far:
Skelo
Flame
Skip
King
Daed
War

[King of losers]

I hate intermissions, TO THE RESTROOMS!

[Flamecannon]

I hate intermissions, TO THE RESTROOMS!

*After an hour or so, King finally returns from the bathroom*

Gud stuf

[King of losers]

*After an hour or so, King finally returns from the bathroom*

Gud stuf

Options:

• Continue mission tomarrow.
• Continue mission now.

[Daedalus]

Options:

• Continue mission tomarrow.
• Continue mission now.

Option 2 bro. Let's do this.

[Flamecannon]

Meanwhile Skip finds a key

Skip: Key get! Lemme randomly swish it around for fun.

???:Wut.

If you want to include your own characters from something you made, just ask. Limitations though Also in the Recap if you want me to use the characters name instead of yours, just PM me.

[Smeeble]

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[skelolego229]

smeeble GTFO you trolling emote spammer

[skelolego229]

now for a nice diary recap of my days as an LT.

alright marines now that our ava-army is assembled we can intercept the shipment of coffee beans going to the haxor armys
lock and load beacuase THIS cake aint a lie
expect heavy resistance and make sure to keep your mug luanchers out of the water
(lol briefing  A1)(LT skel journal entry 5)
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HAXORS IN THE TREES USE YOUR MUG2-FLAMETHROWERS!
(the last line of our commander KIA)
people everywhere.......the haxors .......they overran us......
PVT. joe was killed by an insta-death hack
SGT.louis was killed by a NO PILLS hacker
it was a bloody (and coffee stained) mess


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Skip

 Re: ARMYMAN ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - NEEDS MOAR EDITS.
« March 21, 2010, 12:23:15 AM »  

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How did you get out alive?
 
  
 
 
 
Evõ

 Re: ARMYMAN ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - NEEDS MOAR EDITS.
« March 21, 2010, 12:24:49 AM »  

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He is with the Marines, they ran out, he followed.
Don't lie, i know the British SAF won the battle.
 
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skelolego229

 Re: ARMYMAN ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - NEEDS MOAR EDITS.
« March 21, 2010, 12:25:45 AM »    

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i threw a rockman grenade.....
and dont think hard about what they did to my diversion
  
 
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as we ran quickly some HAX-anese banzi attackers ambushed us
however the humidity ruined thier speed hax
the only bloody victory we had so far
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Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0142 Hours

'twas freezing balls up in North Dakota, where a secondary shipment of coffee bean was supposedly being sent.
It was an ambush.
The Haxor Army's commando unit was stationed there, had many firewall-dousers and were mounted on trojan horses. We had nowhere to run.
So we activated Norton Anti-virus, but it was not enough.
We're hiding in a worn out warehouse right now, praying God will rain coffee beans upon us. And that the Haxors do not douse the firewall protecting the door.
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0155 Hours
March 21st 2010
Reasigned to SFAS.
Going in to help LT.Skip with a new Anti-Hax E.M.P or A.H.E.M.P.
Hope we can make it in time....
(journal entry 8)(LT.Skel now SFAS)
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Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0156 Hours

We've lost radio contact with Lt. Skel's battalion. Last we heard, they're in Oklahoma. loving Oklahomans and their oddly-shaped state.
The Haxors are having trouble with the firewall, but we're sure they'll crack it eventually. Hold on...
RAMIREZ, GET ME SOME MORE COFFEE!
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LT.Skelo
March 21st.
0156:30 Hours.
Damnit the AA guns got the UH-60 Blackhawk with the com-nodes
hope Skip hasent lost hope without radio contact.....
We should be arriving on thier position shortly.......God i hate this loving oddly shaped state.
(LT.Skel:SFAS)(journal entrie 9)
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Lt. Skip
March 21st, 2010
0205 Hours

The Haxors just got through the firewall. stuff just got serious.
We're holding them off using Norton again, but it's not very effective. I mean, seriously, who would want to use this stuff?
starfishs at home base need to get us Avast! or something.
 
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nex post coming soon

[Warguy357]

CONTINUING ON!

*100 X-Naut's come down the ladder, and attack with laser guns and dinner blasters*

(*hint* *hint*)

[skelolego229]

*still in a coma......and enemy medical y nuat is standing over me but i dont know that
having a horrible dream......me and my men killed by necros

*talkin out loud*

SKIP NO!

GSGT NARK !


no ....no.....NO


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