army guy story

[Warguy357]

pweeez?
U cn b my famly an I cud aldo b a baby bcuz I'm magic!!1

Fine, you can be the dog. But don't forget stuff up.

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

We'll use you for the Dog Guns :D

Omg yuz lusk tHt wd b ossim!!!111!eleven

[skelolego229]

@anti block No. just No.
@all personel FUTURE WAR IT IS
*posses warguys body to tell him*
I WANT PEACE YOU POWER THIRSTY FOOL!

[Flamecannon]

I wanna be the gay soldier who rapes teammates at night guy who sits around the coffee maker around the office.

[Anti-Block]

Ha! In that case, Aparoid clean General pepper at your service!

[Warguy357]

@anti block No. just No.
@all personel FUTURE WAR IT IS
*posses warguys body to tell him*
I WANT PEACE YOU POWER THIRSTY FOOL!

N...No... you can't make me!
*presses the button to make a giant dinner mini-gun come out of the ship, and makes 2 mini-dinner-nuke launchers come out, all fire*

[skelolego229]

ALSO the only person we will reject 100% is anti-block

[Narkro555]

No, let Anti-Block be the dog! Our Dog Guns are out of ammo!

[Warguy357]

No, let Anti-Block be the dog! Our Dog Guns are out of ammo!

Yes, let the blood be spilt.

[Narkro555]

Yes, let the blood be spilt.

See? He IS good for something!

[Anti-Block]

No, let Anti-Block be the dog! Our Dog Guns are out of ammo!

...You could've formally adressed me as pepper. But alright!
*launches from caninecannon*

[skelolego229]

FFFFFFFFFFFFF
1 dont question superiors
2 ingnore anti
3 yes use him as ammo
4 i now dub flame cannon
PVT.Flame
you need the majority of recomendations of commanders to rank up

[Warguy357]

...You could've formally adressed me as pepper. But alright!
*launches from caninecannon*

No one haz tehm yet.

[Warguy357]

Back Ontopic!

*dinner kills the largest dinner tank and kills 10 cities on homeworld of Coffeemen*

[Flamecannon]

Oh boy! My first day as a private!
*Runs outside and gets shot with a dinner cannon 69 times then falls down"
*...Waiting to respawn*