Poll

tits or GTFO?

ts
33 (55%)
GTFO
27 (45%)

Total Members Voted: 60

Author Topic: army guy story  (Read 36666 times)

Quote from: Warguy357 link=topic=104096.msg2046797#msg2046797 date=
No one haz tehm yet.
no caninecannons yet?
Alright, I'll sit back and relax for a biit, then.

creep Cup Man reporting in!

creep Cup Man reporting in!
*takes out ship in a complete milisecond*
MUAHAHAHA! NO ONE CAN SURVIVE MY DINNAR!

no caninecannons yet?
Alright, I'll sit back and relax for a biit, then.
*Places creepgrenade into Anti's mouth and tosses him into enemy territory*

*Places creepgrenade into Anti's mouth and tosses him into enemy territory*
*kills anti-block*

Quote from: Flamecannon link=topic=104096.msg2046808#msg2046808 date=
*Places creepgrenade into Anti's mouth and tosses him into enemy territory*
*spits out grenade onto bridge of enemy ship, which explodes in semen and little girls. Then taken hostage on the ship.*
Oh, guess Im dead.

So you were killed.. then you spat out the grenade to kill girls then you got captured to get killed again? Wait..
*Brain function 34%*
*Goes back to main base office and sits next to coffee maker.*

*still in enemy mind*
see we have same enemy's
lets have peace

The Dinner tanks cannot be destroyed with their own ammo!

*Twidles thumbs in office..*
Hmm.... AHA! I know something that can destroy... Wait, I'm confused. Could somene recap the events that have taken place in this thread and the armyman thread?

*still in enemy mind*
see we have same enemy's
lets have peace
Hmmm... now that I think about it, you WOULD be useful... *recreates his body, puts spirit in his body*

Quote from: Flamecannon link=topic=104096.msg2046816#msg2046816 date=
So you were killed.. then you spat out the grenade to kill girls then you got captured to get killed again? Wait..
*Brain function 34%*
*Goes back to main base office and sits next to coffee maker.*
*as s ghost, whisper "though you may feel invincible, warguy will have your pitiful troops on their knees, begging for mercy which all of you will not get.*

WAIT WAIT WA-stuff i liked not feeling pain

*as s ghost, whisper "though you may feel invincible, warguy will have your pitiful troops on their knees, begging for mercy which all of you will not get.*
*Message blocked by thought of confusing plot.*

Enough with the spiritual stuff
*Dinner tank blows a hole in Warguy357*